why are teams so desperate to win the Stanley Cup when they can just walk into any Walmart and pick up a Yeti for like 40 bucks?

disc horse bot you have to stop. you smoke too tuff. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

i have a flight today i hope it’s me

i’ve been saying this!!!

just talked with a guy in the elevator who came back from kroger (presumably the goss avenue one) who said the egg prices there were 7 bucks for a dozen. yeouch!

the moons gone why are you tweeting

wait i thought the football players were actually in love… they just do it for money?

idk if i’ve seen “box set” as a past participle like that

it’s this energy lol

i already had truth social cuz i use it to promote my dog grooming business and i can confirm it is real and he did post that fr