you’re telling me an egg dropped this soup?
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
you’re telling me an egg dropped this soup?
acab assigned conquistador at birth
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
acab assigned conquistador at birth
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please can i come to the party tonight? i promise won't do the spoken word poetry banking advert bit again
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
July 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
please can i come to the party tonight? i promise won't do the spoken word poetry banking advert bit again
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
(three beers later) Here's to the kitchen thinkers. The M&S tinnie drinkers. The bathroom queue winkers. The champagne flute clinkers. Here's to the people that make this gathering, a party.
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london review of blokes
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
london review of blokes
trying to start a rumour that alan carr is donating the money to battersea cats and dogs home
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
trying to start a rumour that alan carr is donating the money to battersea cats and dogs home
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Last year, Nadine made headlines after she was awarded £65,000 for unfair dismissal by Peckham Levels
Preparing for the tribunal cost Nadine her health – but she has yet to see the money
Preparing for the tribunal cost Nadine her health – but she has yet to see the money
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Last year, Nadine made headlines after she was awarded £65,000 for unfair dismissal by Peckham Levels
Preparing for the tribunal cost Nadine her health – but she has yet to see the money
Preparing for the tribunal cost Nadine her health – but she has yet to see the money
rip eric adams you taught me it’s ok to be weird
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
rip eric adams you taught me it’s ok to be weird
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My love, I hope this letter finds you well. Things go nicely at the bog, and the other men are in good spirits. They say if we place our nets right we'll return with bog crabs enough for the county. But I confess, at times I suffer a sinister melancholy; I've taken to prodding the crabs with a stick
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My love, I hope this letter finds you well. Things go nicely at the bog, and the other men are in good spirits. They say if we place our nets right we'll return with bog crabs enough for the county. But I confess, at times I suffer a sinister melancholy; I've taken to prodding the crabs with a stick
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'Nature's Labubu': why are Gen Z 'unboxing' conkers?
October 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
'Nature's Labubu': why are Gen Z 'unboxing' conkers?
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first time back manning the BBC News app after my moderately severe head injury
October 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
first time back manning the BBC News app after my moderately severe head injury
vinted won’t let me search “indie sleaze”
September 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
vinted won’t let me search “indie sleaze”
erm didn't realize this needed to be said …. but "locking in" actually means something important for those of us in the locksmith community … it's not for you 😒
September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
erm didn't realize this needed to be said …. but "locking in" actually means something important for those of us in the locksmith community … it's not for you 😒
stella artois was a trans woman
July 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
stella artois was a trans woman
i only threw this Nathan for You
May 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i only threw this Nathan for You
pope francis taught me it was ok to be weird 😔
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
pope francis taught me it was ok to be weird 😔
my boyfriend won’t stop saying how he’s going to become “the left wing JD Vance”
April 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
my boyfriend won’t stop saying how he’s going to become “the left wing JD Vance”
conclave is catholic death of stalin
December 12, 2024 at 12:02 AM
conclave is catholic death of stalin