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5 Lighters For A Pound
@5lighters.bsky.social
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Bass playing lover of fuzz, punk, garage rock and Tranmere Rovers.
Relocated to the lovely lakelands of Fermanagh years ago.
Dark humour. Every band I've been in was woefully shit. Coincidence? I think not.
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Currently watching: Del Toro's Fronkenschteen
Film poster for Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Saying nothing.
Rep. Of Ireland fans that had altered their knock off shirts to replace main sponsors (Sky) with the words Dodgy Box and Firestick
April 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
A photo of Alan Partridge thinking he is James Bond
April 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Classic #totp fuckup (from another episode) by the BBC grammar nazis
April 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Wow, amazing yet again. Didn't know Les from Big Night Out had joined them..
Les from Vic Reeves Big Night Out holding his trusty spirit level, recoiling from a bunch of grass thrust at him.
April 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Guesting at sister's house, and have made a great friend.. Meet the adorable Bradley.
Black Springer Spaniel sitting on a couch with his favourite toy.
March 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Awesome review, for an awesome band.
Brian Jonestown Massacre badge that reads I fucking hate the brian jonestown massacre, sold at their gigs.
March 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Seen this and instantly had a 'wait a minute.. I think I have that' moment. Scurried off to my (sadly) getting extensive, unread books and lo...
March 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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"Wow. That's beautiful. ... Everything's computer"
A man standing in front of a TV screen showing an early version of Ceefax Teletext service
March 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Ross King with a swollen bloated face containing some bad recent cosmetic work with no visible eyelids and weird right hand nostril scarring Scene from 1989 body horror movie Society where a man has fingers coming out of his mouth and eye sockets
March 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Post you from a different era.

19yo me
Pic of me aged 19 with long hair
March 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Bloody hell. Andrew Wetherall's last club night, A Love From Outer Space has released a compilation. A testament to the legendary DJ. Amazing. Beats under 122 BPM
Cover of A Love From Outer Space Compilation
February 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre.
Poster for King Kong (1976 version)
February 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Addendum to the 1st album thingy: The 1st record I bought with my own money was the 12" of Boomtown Rats Lookin' After No 1, complete with cut-out armband on the back. Unbelievably, 8yo me DIDN'T cut the sleeve up.
Boomtown Rats - Lookin After No. 1 single cover Boomtown Rats - Lookin After No. 1 single back cover
February 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
Album Cover of Blondie - Parallel Lines
February 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Spoil a children's favourite:
Reacharound
Runaround TV show logo
February 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Friday
Pic of a TV, scene shows students on a bus with subtitle reading 'Mock-Culchie Mumbling'
February 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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My ride is here
Tiny 1 seater hot rod idiot mobile
February 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there!
January 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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So I bid farewell to Vienna this evening to fly home in the morning. You have been a beautiful, stunning city.
St Stephens church, Stephansplatz, Vienna with Christmas tree and Christmas Market in front.
December 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Holy shit. I got this immediately and chuckled, guess I'm more familiar with French cuisine and gender disparities in fiction, than I thought.
Tweet saying: If a croque madame speaks to another croque madame about something other than a croque monsieur, that's what's called passing the Béchamel test
December 11, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Yourself, but as a cartoon
Dylan, the stoned rabbit from The Magic Roundabout, playing a guitar, obviously stoned out of his head on heavy heavy gear maaaaan
December 9, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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Photo of a bag of Tayto Cheese & Onion crisps, from Northern Ireland, not that second rate garbage from southern Ireland. I'm all for unity and that but this is a line in the sand.
December 2, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Got myself a nice wee tattoo today.
Snake tattoo on inner arm. Black ink with dot work pattern.
November 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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A little night time read for you then. In the movie adaptation, the wee cunts HAD TEETH. Pass the salt Marjorie..
The cover of the novel, Slugs by Shaun Hutson. About slugs that go on the rampage and start devouring humans, seriously, it would make you like wasps.
September 5, 2024 at 10:10 PM