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Han 🩷
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she/her | 24 | Sabrina | Chappell | Gaylor | I’m a little kitten and I need to nurse because I’m a runt and I’m likely to fall victim to predators
i see this question every year and i’m like do y’all not know a christmas carol? scrooge and the three (actually four if you count marley) ghosts??? like THE most iconic christmas story?????????
Question: why are there “scary ghost stories” during Christmas?

I love “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” but that lyric always confuses me.
December 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
my relationship started on nashville night 1 and ended on toronto night 3
December 9, 2024 at 5:40 PM
my relationship started on nashville night 1 and ended on toronto night 3
December 9, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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New layout who dis PS reminder for the masses that I love my besties @sukitayloralienz.bsky.social @5ft2bxact.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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say my name and everything just stops……,i don’t want you like a best friend, only bought this dress so you could take it off………
November 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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IKTFR
November 19, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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crazy how this app is actually pretty good
November 18, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
November 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
currently having the most depressive experience of my depressed young life. i hate the universe she’s taken everything from me
currently having the sexiest experience of my sexy young life. i’m in love with the universe she is so generous
November 19, 2024 at 2:43 AM
currently having the sexiest experience of my sexy young life. i’m in love with the universe she is so generous
November 17, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet

But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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Woke up in the middle of the night and scrolled aimlessly on Bluesky instead of the other place. We are so back.
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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I have such whiplash from SHE is the best thing that’s ever been mine right into evermore x peter like could she maybe give us a little rambly speech at the piano next time so we can compose ourselves. I’m vibrating.
November 16, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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taylor dehetifying the bridge of mine
November 16, 2024 at 6:18 AM
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taylor swift x dusty springfield connections, a recycled thread from the 🐦 app 💫🌈
November 16, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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clock that blurple mic
💜🩷💙
November 16, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
my life is going in directions i previously thought only existed in fiction
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
me through the course of any given day
me at age 10: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town

me at age 17: my life feels meaningless and idk what I’m doing

me at age 22: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town
November 15, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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taylor sat down at that piano and said tis the damn season to fuck bitches
November 15, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM