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happy everybody scream day to those who celebrate 🔪🔮

easily the best song of the album I’m
o b s e s s e d
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
accidentally turned off the alarm this morning and woke up at noon
October 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
as an editor if I ever see someone use grokipedia (??) as a resource I’m throwing their article into a volcano
Musk effectively copied over all of Wikipedia and had Grok go over it to give it a far right bias in its framing in articles to turn it into a propaganda tool. It's conservapedia 2.0 backed by the world's richest man.

www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk's Grokipedia Pushes Far-Right Talking Points
The new AI-powered Wikipedia competitor falsely claims that pornography worsened the AIDS epidemic and that social media may be fueling a rise in transgender people.
www.wired.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
all this money wasted on AI and they still haven’t invented a technology that blocks linkedin notifications when you get close to a body of water
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
asked if I could move in with them but they said no :(
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
boo
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
real music is back!!
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
thought I was ready to let summer go but I was wrong… beach day anyone? 🌞
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
spooky season cocktails 🎃
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
never needed time to fly more quickly 😩
October 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
jim
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What’s your love language?

Acts of service all the way, the little things that say “I thought about you.” Also gift giving cause I’m very creative with gifts
What’s your love language?

Also acts of service - nothing shows that you care more than doing something for someone. Cooking for people is my primary way of showing affection 🥰
What's your love language?

Mine is acts of service (yeah yeah get it out). I like doing things for people and I like when people do things for me.
October 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
vacation over, back to fall coziness 🍂
October 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
working on my tan a bit 🌞
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
🌞🌞🌞
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
back at my happy place after two years 🥹
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
wait these stalls match my fit 
October 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Here’s a beach day pic too cause I’m at the “scrolling through photos “ level of boredom (help)
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I also need a word with whoever made it a rule that people are always hotter on airports cause 😮‍💨
October 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
may I interest you in a golden hour photo while I wait for my plane (yes I’m as tired as I look)
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
your reminder to take advantage of good hotel lighting
October 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
a few reasons why I love Gran Canaria (other than the obvious tall and tanned ones)
October 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
hey there 🌴
October 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
it’s Monday but instead of working I’m packing for Gran Canaria 😌
September 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM