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riley
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i’m a demon and i love rock n roll
proud union homo
F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Hobby Lobby Being Bankrupted Through Private Equity Instead of My Mystikal Master Joann Fabric)
May 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
it came out that sadly the pope passed after walking in on jd vance fucking the papal sedes stercoraria. vatican insiders had previously reported vance became visibly agitated and sweaty after noticing there was a chair with a hole in it
April 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
mandela effect conspiracy i’m trying to get off the ground: gene simmons from kiss died in 1996 at busch gardens tampa after his over the shoulder restraint failed and he was thrown from his seat at the top of a loop on montu (which had opened earlier that season) landing on his head, killing him
March 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
being into music is so fuckin stupid.
yeah man, i’ve been listening to a lot of egg punk recently. no, for sure. i’m getting into grebo and the offshoot fraggle scene. it’s got some pretty cool stuff. i’ve been revisiting shitgaze and it really holds up.
March 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
started replaying fallout: new vegas for the first time in like a decade, which was fun and cool until i remembered today is my shot day and i needed to stop playing so i could become the stereotype and give myself my estrogen injection
February 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the chill guy meme sucked for many reasons, but primarily because he looks like if augie doggie listened to drake
December 5, 2024 at 9:04 PM
i hope that they never catch this dude but that we’re able to find out what his spotify wrapped was like
December 5, 2024 at 3:57 PM
with the holiday season officially here i’d like to share a little tip i’ve developed over the last year that makes traveling into a fun game. you take 500+mg of edibles on the way to the airport and try to get through TSA and to your gate before you stop being able to read or understand directions
November 30, 2024 at 9:40 PM
are lesbians irish coded or are the irish lesbian coded?
November 25, 2024 at 9:53 PM
need a snappy name like “cali sober” but for when you stop doing meth and start wearing cozy pajama sets and drinking brandy milk punch
November 25, 2024 at 4:08 AM