Eggman
@420eggman69.bsky.social
95th percentile on the GED test. 😎
I don't follow back cus i follow 420 users and that's the weed number.
I don't follow back cus i follow 420 users and that's the weed number.
Don't let the hair distract you from Trump scrote skin neck, though.
I find this close-up to be way more aesthetically pleasing than I feel comfortable with. The way it flows over his collar is kind of 6 it's a good color combo.
I find this close-up to be way more aesthetically pleasing than I feel comfortable with. The way it flows over his collar is kind of 6 it's a good color combo.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Don't let the hair distract you from Trump scrote skin neck, though.
I find this close-up to be way more aesthetically pleasing than I feel comfortable with. The way it flows over his collar is kind of 6 it's a good color combo.
I find this close-up to be way more aesthetically pleasing than I feel comfortable with. The way it flows over his collar is kind of 6 it's a good color combo.
Holy shit. I had a tough time believing it because it's that ridiculous, but Trump legit thinks mesothelioma was a mafia conspiracy cus clean up crews had mob ties..... WTAF. Qoute screen cap is from a book he wrote in 1997.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Holy shit. I had a tough time believing it because it's that ridiculous, but Trump legit thinks mesothelioma was a mafia conspiracy cus clean up crews had mob ties..... WTAF. Qoute screen cap is from a book he wrote in 1997.
Here's a picture of Christian Bale as Al Davis cus I'm in grinch mode.
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Here's a picture of Christian Bale as Al Davis cus I'm in grinch mode.
Make sure it wasn't just nic cage though. He gets pretty dedicated to his acting projects.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Make sure it wasn't just nic cage though. He gets pretty dedicated to his acting projects.
This tops my list of movies that deserve more love, regardless of decade.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This tops my list of movies that deserve more love, regardless of decade.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't use photoshop and I'm not getting off of my couch but here's this.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don't use photoshop and I'm not getting off of my couch but here's this.
Oooh, I like this game.
Julia Lewis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale is my nominee.
Julia Lewis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale is my nominee.
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oooh, I like this game.
Julia Lewis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale is my nominee.
Julia Lewis-Dreyfus and Tony Hale is my nominee.
Folks, donate if you can. Heater deserves to have a higher quality photo print.
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Folks, donate if you can. Heater deserves to have a higher quality photo print.
I wasn't familiar with Jamie Loftus. A little bit of research led me to one of the best paragraphs I've read on Wikipedia.
AND she has a show on Cool Zone Media? I am sold.
AND she has a show on Cool Zone Media? I am sold.
![Her often absurdist humor, sometimes bordering on performance art and documented for websites such as Paste, has included pretending to date an American Girl doll, joining Mensa as a joke, selling "Shrek nudes" with her body painted green to raise money for Planned Parenthood, and attempting to eat a copy of David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest.[1][13]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:osllti3xika7c7m73woikkwu/bafkreicss57pypu5fpalzheouc4dvpwwnogbbwwjcwgunjxguaycar3lzi@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I wasn't familiar with Jamie Loftus. A little bit of research led me to one of the best paragraphs I've read on Wikipedia.
AND she has a show on Cool Zone Media? I am sold.
AND she has a show on Cool Zone Media? I am sold.
"Ummm, Ackshually"
*Sigh*
*Sigh*
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Ummm, Ackshually"
*Sigh*
*Sigh*
You put this image on all of your followers timelines.
A super close up in your replies feels like karmic justice.
A super close up in your replies feels like karmic justice.
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
You put this image on all of your followers timelines.
A super close up in your replies feels like karmic justice.
A super close up in your replies feels like karmic justice.
I mostly want to see running man cus I'm so optimistic about Katy O'brian. She's a talented and experienced actress. On top of being an actual bodybuilder. Like if you built a female action star for this generation in a lab.
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I mostly want to see running man cus I'm so optimistic about Katy O'brian. She's a talented and experienced actress. On top of being an actual bodybuilder. Like if you built a female action star for this generation in a lab.
I am choosing to interpretate this as a request for pet content. Everyone could use a second or two of cleansing.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am choosing to interpretate this as a request for pet content. Everyone could use a second or two of cleansing.
I think this template might be a better fit.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think this template might be a better fit.
I trained my cat to give Eskimo kisses when I make little clicky sounds with my mouth today!
Yay for the good things!
And yay for cupcake!
Yay for the good things!
And yay for cupcake!
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I trained my cat to give Eskimo kisses when I make little clicky sounds with my mouth today!
Yay for the good things!
And yay for cupcake!
Yay for the good things!
And yay for cupcake!
Bro, there's deep cuts but this is some outer core shit.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Bro, there's deep cuts but this is some outer core shit.
My comment was directed to you.
I need to have better discipline on the people I choose to engage with, though, so that's on me.
I need to have better discipline on the people I choose to engage with, though, so that's on me.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My comment was directed to you.
I need to have better discipline on the people I choose to engage with, though, so that's on me.
I need to have better discipline on the people I choose to engage with, though, so that's on me.
ICE is a policy?
*taps sign*
*taps sign*
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ICE is a policy?
*taps sign*
*taps sign*
Losing to Trump is more effective?
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Losing to Trump is more effective?
You're an idiot.
You're an idiot.
Cupcake won't allow me to make a positive contribution to this urgent and dire situation.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Cupcake won't allow me to make a positive contribution to this urgent and dire situation.