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Galactic Anti-fascist Emmissary
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Great idea!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Based on the emails released today and what’s yet to come, I wouldn’t be surprised if Mike Johnson sends the House back on vacation until the end of time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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BONUS
The building, 1 block from Lake Michigan, was (purposely) so damaged that night it was declared uninhabitable, thereby avoiding long eviction processes to empty the building so a large developer could tear it down to build expensive luxury condos

Wells Fargo got possession 2 weeks earlier
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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We’re launching an investigation into how our chimps were able to host an illegal poker game, who tipped off the FBI and where the money is buried.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Marco Rubio says U.S. visas can be denied for obesity, diabetes, cancer, and even retirement age because those people might “drain taxpayer resources. Amazing how that concern disappears when they’re blowing millions on luxury travel, parties, and renovations.
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Love how trees just drop all their old shit on the ground, like "whatever. Someone else can sort that out."
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Eugenics and pedophilia go together. When you're a racist or white supremacist with a lot of anxiety about the low white birth rate, raping little girls becomes conveniently "necessary"
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Newsom's latest troll 😆
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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If the BBC is pissing off Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin then noone needs to resign at all.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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"Tech Governance" is a dystopian as hell sounding term.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Disabled folk don’t just deserve survival.

They deserve love, support, compassion, respect…

And to have the means and ability to live the best quality of life possible for them, in their circumstances.

This should be the bare minimum.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM