Definitely Not 3 Squirrels in a Trenchcoat
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Definitely Not 3 Squirrels in a Trenchcoat
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She/They
Asking the important questions: WWJCD?
What *would* June Carter (Cash) do?
Making tea, listening to a slight noise on the breeze that sounds like an ALERT from the Emergency Broadcast System, This is not a test, idly musing over These Dark Days. Go to sit down with the tea, glance at a text from Sally Beauty: "Last reminder before it's too late!"
You get it Sally....
🫠🤯🤣💀
June 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Super excited to see this coming out! And if you aren't, then you need to check it out. Charming Disaster are 🖤the best!🖤
Spotify pre-save: tiny.cc/charmingdouble
Upcoming album · The Double
Charming Disaster · Releases on May 16, 2025 · 10 songs
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May 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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For real!!!
February 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Hunger Games will be starting in April. Like, the reality show Games part of Hunger Games. On Fox, of course (called Extracted). I wish I was joking. Of course, they are not demanding tributes. Yet. But those don't happen until after the failed rebellion, so there is a little time.
January 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I know, Customers, right? #fantasy
January 20, 2025
YouTube video by Hedge Bette
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January 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Important PSA!
Remember the 20-20-20-20 rule! After 20 minutes of screen time, shift to a 20 foot stare, and for 20 seconds, contemplate your lost dreams from 20 years ago.
who.int WHO @who.int · Jan 20
Prolonged screen or reading times can lead to eye strain, dry eyes, and headaches. DO ✅ take breaks! Use the 20 - 20 - 20 rule to help your eyes:

🖥️ After using a screen for 20 minutes
📏 Look at an object 20 feet away
🕓 For 20 seconds
January 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Fab list! Need to save for future reference...
January 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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And with that, Joe Biden created a bunch of baby libertarians like that scene when all the gremlins get wet.
January 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Word.
There is too much awful shit in this timeline.

I wish the TVA would just take me to The Void already.
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Ban, clearly and intelligently explained by a nice Minnesota boy.
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just going to put this right here...
January 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
January 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I have to say, David Lynch's death has left me feeling confused and unsettled. And I can't think of a greater homage to the man. 🤔
January 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oooh... yeah...
January 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Yup, still my favorite poet. (Had to check...)
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This is The Year A Shouldnae Hae Had, thanks for another year of Scots and sunshine. 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
TikTok video by Miss PunnyPennie
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January 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
Les aristocrates à la lanterne
Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira
Les aristocrates, on les pendra

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December 11, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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It’s ok to judge people on their politics, for their political beliefs reflect their morality.
January 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
*This!* This is the side quest I am lacking in my life... Would happily assist, whatever errand they need done.
Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him
January 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM