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Batcest please DNI
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#publictransportation#anxiety#childtrafficking#bus
Screenshot of a tumblr post by me treat says “omg soo im on a bus and some kid was crying and being shushed, which is normal but the lady they were with was shushing them a LOT, so I kept an ear out. Then I heard “I want my mommy” and like, what if it was trafficking? So I was about to ask the kid if they knew the adult but I was in the window seat so I was kinda trapped, but then the kid cried “I WANT MY SEAT” and guess I misheard it but oh my god the RELIEF”
May 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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A screenshot of the skyline, featuring this post and the one below it, a reaction image of a girl looking up vaguely horrified
April 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social have you considered looking at cats
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April 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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:DDDDD
Texts between me and my mom Me: what would you do if I was a bug? Mom: would I know it’s you at first sight? Me: @mom @dad @dad (he has multiple phones) Me: uhh let’s say you see me transform Mom: what kind of bug? Me: a buggy looking one Mom: I find Japanese anime transformations scary btw Mom: do you have pinchers? Me: little ones maybe Mom: stingers? Claws Mom: hmm…. I’d feed you lettuce Me: no stingers. maybe little claws depending on your definition Me: YAY me: YIPPEE mom: can I build you a little stick house? Me: PLEASE Mom: make some little pink hat and dress for you? Me: :D Me: ILY Mom: hmm.. how will I get shoes on those little sticks legs? [Thinking face] Mom: ILYT little bug! [ladybug emoji]. Me: :DDDDD
March 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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@skircle.bsky.social cool
My skircle
March 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Is this guy on the list yet
March 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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QRP w/ something silly and whimsical 🤪
An airport luggage carousel with Steven He’s emotional damage meme edited onto one of the bags. Text reads Emotional Baggage.
March 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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If you see this, post something red 🔴⚪️
A circular metallic box decorated to look like a giant peppermint reading “BONNIE & POP” “NEW YORK”
March 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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If u see this QRP w/ ur animal art
Painting of a House Finch on cardboard using podcast pens
March 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The user I replied too has a flair reading “Occasional AI Imagery”
March 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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That’s just static 😭
Bird identification card for American Crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos)
March 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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That’s a car. That’s a car. That’s a car. That’s a door-
Bird identification card for Northern Mockinhbird (Mimus Polyglottos)
March 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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It did it again lol
Bird identification card for Yellow-Rumpee Warbler (setophaga coronata)
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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#merlinbirdid got tricked by a baby crying
Identification card for House Sparrow (Passer Domesticus)
March 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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What the fuck
Screenshot of my profile. I have 103 followers.
January 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I take it back
Zoom of the moose of the package giving you a ✨ look ✨
January 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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These are fucking gold
The Sex Lives Of College Girls (Season 3), Max: The hit show is back to answer last season's cliffhanger question, "Him? For real?" Hoarders: Extra Gross Edition, A&E: This spinoff still exploits mental illness, but with more crawling vermin and feces-caked crevices packed into every episode. Is It Flesh?, Netflix: On this new game show, contestants are asked to use a knife to discover whether things are everyday objects or hideous living, breathing imitations made of flesh and bone. The Masked Farmer, Hulu: A panel of judges will attempt to guess which celebrity is wearing a giant mascot suit based only on how they harvest soybeans. Finding Nemo, Best Buy: Catch this 2003 animated favorite about a clown fish's journey to find his son on a number of TVs in the electronics section of a Lexington, KY-area Best Buy. Workplace Harassment Training, HR Portal: You know why you have to watch this. Requiem For A Bluey, Disney+: Beloved animated dog Bluey and company find themselves in quite the pickle as they navigate the destructive nature of heroin and amphetamine addiction. Love Void, Max: Six men, six women, one trackless gray void. Will sparks fly? Will these lovelorn singles find the one? And where are they? What is this place? Does anyone remember their life before this? Bright Colors And Flashing Lights, Netflix: Keeps kids entertained long enough for you to use the goddamn bathroom in peace. Puppet Show Depiction Of Jesus' Life, Church Basement: Even Christian fundamentalists need to entertain themselves somehow. Baby Power, Prime Video: A clairvoyant baby struggles to warn people about the visions she gets from her crib. Ally McBeal (Seasons 1-5), Hulu: Come into the cocoon. Come inside. It's warm in here. Stay here forever. No more pain. Shit Ion Of 10-Second Ads, All Platforms: This new batch of commercials designed to erode viewers' attention spans cannot be skipped. Forgive Your Deadbeat Dad, It's Christmas!, Hallmark+: An elderly scumbag uses the magic of the season to further gaslight his estranged adult son. The Dog's Doing That Ear Thing Again, Animal Planet: This dramatic reality series follows pet owners as they try to figure out if that weird ear thing their dog keeps doing is normal or not.
January 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I can’t find Melania but I’m not following Vance
Screenshot showing JD Vance’s TikTok account. I am not following him.
January 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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,,,,
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Bad quality but y the guy on the lefts liner on FLEEK #lunarnewyear #newyear #eyeliner #prettyboy #whoishe
Picture of my LaoLao’s iPad playing a Chinese new years show (2020?) there are pretty boys on screen.
January 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM