Pope Mal Mal
@33agreed.bsky.social
I came here to cyberbully Holly and to chew bubblegum.
Sorry, I got over excited on my first post back
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sorry, I got over excited on my first post back
Also me as a parent …
June 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Also me as a parent …
I’ve isolated myself for weeks while making some home improvements and preparing for my son’s grad party. ChatGPT has become my best friend and helps me decorate. I feel like this is only a step or two away from owning a sex robot.
June 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’ve isolated myself for weeks while making some home improvements and preparing for my son’s grad party. ChatGPT has become my best friend and helps me decorate. I feel like this is only a step or two away from owning a sex robot.
My daughter takes guitar lessons and the instructor comes to our house. I was just told that I am no longer allowed to add “Ayy Ayy Ayy” to the beginning of Crazy Train.
During the last lesson, I yelled it from the kitchen every single time 🤣
During the last lesson, I yelled it from the kitchen every single time 🤣
May 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My daughter takes guitar lessons and the instructor comes to our house. I was just told that I am no longer allowed to add “Ayy Ayy Ayy” to the beginning of Crazy Train.
During the last lesson, I yelled it from the kitchen every single time 🤣
During the last lesson, I yelled it from the kitchen every single time 🤣
@godisnotaho.bsky.social got a new tattoo. What do you think?
May 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
@godisnotaho.bsky.social got a new tattoo. What do you think?
The transformation is complete. I’m officially a night shifter. I have to go in at 8 am today for a training and I’ve been awake since 2 am listening to Rage Against the Machine and chugging coffee.
April 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The transformation is complete. I’m officially a night shifter. I have to go in at 8 am today for a training and I’ve been awake since 2 am listening to Rage Against the Machine and chugging coffee.
Doing a live online work training right now. It started by asking nurses to share patient stories and I’m already checking out. Seventeen minutes of wasted time so far…
April 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Doing a live online work training right now. It started by asking nurses to share patient stories and I’m already checking out. Seventeen minutes of wasted time so far…
My 15 year old daughter started going to the gym with me consistently. Now I send her Ronnie Coleman videos at 4 am since I work nights.
April 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
My 15 year old daughter started going to the gym with me consistently. Now I send her Ronnie Coleman videos at 4 am since I work nights.
Just told a girl that I don’t think we are a good fit. She didn’t ask why, but it was because she has an Android and I couldn’t edit my texts.
April 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Just told a girl that I don’t think we are a good fit. She didn’t ask why, but it was because she has an Android and I couldn’t edit my texts.
Hey! Have a happy Friday
April 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hey! Have a happy Friday
Just bought white jeans because I’m fearless… or just really good at convincing myself that I won’t spill coffee on them this time.
April 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just bought white jeans because I’m fearless… or just really good at convincing myself that I won’t spill coffee on them this time.
Got back on a dating app for the first time in over a year. It’s still a shit show. The only thing that is different is that I’m attracting successful, beautiful black women who are 10 years younger than me. I’m not sure if it’s my photos or my bio, but I’m telling my friends that it’s my swagger.
March 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Got back on a dating app for the first time in over a year. It’s still a shit show. The only thing that is different is that I’m attracting successful, beautiful black women who are 10 years younger than me. I’m not sure if it’s my photos or my bio, but I’m telling my friends that it’s my swagger.
Keep the beard or shave?
March 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Keep the beard or shave?
Met up with 18 friends last weekend. We had dinner and drinks and then bar hopped. Most of them are no longer allowed to hang out with me per their wives. They blamed me for the chaos because I was the only single person and organized it.
Sorry I Ubered your husbands home safe, lamos.
Sorry I Ubered your husbands home safe, lamos.
March 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Met up with 18 friends last weekend. We had dinner and drinks and then bar hopped. Most of them are no longer allowed to hang out with me per their wives. They blamed me for the chaos because I was the only single person and organized it.
Sorry I Ubered your husbands home safe, lamos.
Sorry I Ubered your husbands home safe, lamos.
Got super busy with work and came back to @godisnotaho.bsky.social cyber bullying me. Glad some things stay the same.
March 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Got super busy with work and came back to @godisnotaho.bsky.social cyber bullying me. Glad some things stay the same.
Reposted by Pope Mal Mal
The term ‘heels over head,’ was first recorded circa 1400.
The variant ‘head over heels’ began to circulate in the 1600s, and it seems to have occurred through an error.
The variant ‘head over heels’ began to circulate in the 1600s, and it seems to have occurred through an error.
February 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The term ‘heels over head,’ was first recorded circa 1400.
The variant ‘head over heels’ began to circulate in the 1600s, and it seems to have occurred through an error.
The variant ‘head over heels’ began to circulate in the 1600s, and it seems to have occurred through an error.
Working on some ideas for when @godisnotaho.bsky.social sleeps over
February 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Working on some ideas for when @godisnotaho.bsky.social sleeps over
Reposted by Pope Mal Mal
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Had some cray health issues over the last few months. Masses in my lungs. Exhausted. Etc. It was all related to bacterial pneumonia. All tests have come back negative for anything major. My asthma is better managed because of this. Now I’m mentally back to ruin @godisnotaho.bsky.social’s world.
February 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Had some cray health issues over the last few months. Masses in my lungs. Exhausted. Etc. It was all related to bacterial pneumonia. All tests have come back negative for anything major. My asthma is better managed because of this. Now I’m mentally back to ruin @godisnotaho.bsky.social’s world.
Some lady cried because she got floated to my floor for one day.
Me in my head: You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
What I said out loud: Instead of helping with med passes and vitals, is there something else you would like to do?
Now I question my humanity.
Me in my head: You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
What I said out loud: Instead of helping with med passes and vitals, is there something else you would like to do?
Now I question my humanity.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Some lady cried because she got floated to my floor for one day.
Me in my head: You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
What I said out loud: Instead of helping with med passes and vitals, is there something else you would like to do?
Now I question my humanity.
Me in my head: You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
What I said out loud: Instead of helping with med passes and vitals, is there something else you would like to do?
Now I question my humanity.
Dear work people,
If you decide to have a pot luck, please just don’t.
Thanks
If you decide to have a pot luck, please just don’t.
Thanks
February 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Dear work people,
If you decide to have a pot luck, please just don’t.
Thanks
If you decide to have a pot luck, please just don’t.
Thanks