Art School Gym Teacher
@2henry2hammock.bsky.social
God wife country
The cool thing about being 32 is your allowed to play with your Legos in the snow and no one can tell you not to
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The cool thing about being 32 is your allowed to play with your Legos in the snow and no one can tell you not to
Opened up my old legos, and IMMEDIATELY found the Green Goblin minifig mask.
I know it’s probably a bad omen, but I’m gonna ignore it
I know it’s probably a bad omen, but I’m gonna ignore it
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Opened up my old legos, and IMMEDIATELY found the Green Goblin minifig mask.
I know it’s probably a bad omen, but I’m gonna ignore it
I know it’s probably a bad omen, but I’m gonna ignore it
You’re Bussy: Gorilla Grip
My Bussy:
My Bussy:
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You’re Bussy: Gorilla Grip
My Bussy:
My Bussy:
Gonna get a Jenny Holzer poster for my gym to point at every time one of my students uses the excuse “but they told me to”
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Gonna get a Jenny Holzer poster for my gym to point at every time one of my students uses the excuse “but they told me to”
Baby Brainrot Backpack
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Baby Brainrot Backpack
Just called Duckworth and Durbin to say exactly this (numbers below)
Just a heads up I could only get through to Durbins Carbondale office. Chicago and DC were full inboxes (rightfully so) and got bounced back
Took 20 mins to find Dick’s info because he only has his email on his site, the coward
Just a heads up I could only get through to Durbins Carbondale office. Chicago and DC were full inboxes (rightfully so) and got bounced back
Took 20 mins to find Dick’s info because he only has his email on his site, the coward
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just called Duckworth and Durbin to say exactly this (numbers below)
Just a heads up I could only get through to Durbins Carbondale office. Chicago and DC were full inboxes (rightfully so) and got bounced back
Took 20 mins to find Dick’s info because he only has his email on his site, the coward
Just a heads up I could only get through to Durbins Carbondale office. Chicago and DC were full inboxes (rightfully so) and got bounced back
Took 20 mins to find Dick’s info because he only has his email on his site, the coward
I really snapped when I made this bionicle as a kid
Yes I’m taking glamour shots of my bionicles now
Yes I’m taking glamour shots of my bionicles now
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I really snapped when I made this bionicle as a kid
Yes I’m taking glamour shots of my bionicles now
Yes I’m taking glamour shots of my bionicles now
My dads mogging so hard in his college punk band picture, Jesus Christ
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My dads mogging so hard in his college punk band picture, Jesus Christ
Wife never seen a bionicle before
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Wife never seen a bionicle before
Yeah, we’re breaking out The Hat today
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Yeah, we’re breaking out The Hat today
Not my most obnoxious student dressed as my favorite character
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Not my most obnoxious student dressed as my favorite character
“And you call them “windmills”, something Don Quixote and Sancho Panza have denied. Top Windmill scholars have described these as windmills. Why do you call them windmills?”
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“And you call them “windmills”, something Don Quixote and Sancho Panza have denied. Top Windmill scholars have described these as windmills. Why do you call them windmills?”
Been building houses in the Sims 2 to maintain my sanity in these trying times
October 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Been building houses in the Sims 2 to maintain my sanity in these trying times
2nd grader 1: Your jackets so cool!
Me: Oh, thanks
2nd grader 2: Where’d you get that jacket? It’s awesome
Me: I don’t know, I think my wife got it for me
Keep in mind I was wearing a black hoodie
Me: Oh, thanks
2nd grader 2: Where’d you get that jacket? It’s awesome
Me: I don’t know, I think my wife got it for me
Keep in mind I was wearing a black hoodie
October 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
2nd grader 1: Your jackets so cool!
Me: Oh, thanks
2nd grader 2: Where’d you get that jacket? It’s awesome
Me: I don’t know, I think my wife got it for me
Keep in mind I was wearing a black hoodie
Me: Oh, thanks
2nd grader 2: Where’d you get that jacket? It’s awesome
Me: I don’t know, I think my wife got it for me
Keep in mind I was wearing a black hoodie
Gap Preacher has been replaced by people handing out free boxes of Mac and cheese
Chicago is lost. We are living in the time of monsters.
Chicago is lost. We are living in the time of monsters.
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Gap Preacher has been replaced by people handing out free boxes of Mac and cheese
Chicago is lost. We are living in the time of monsters.
Chicago is lost. We are living in the time of monsters.
Hey, if you haven’t been to Chicago, you’ve probably actually seen this neighborhood. This stretch of Wilson frequently goes viral for their Halloween displays
These are the people being gassed, cute ass families
These are the people being gassed, cute ass families
October 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hey, if you haven’t been to Chicago, you’ve probably actually seen this neighborhood. This stretch of Wilson frequently goes viral for their Halloween displays
These are the people being gassed, cute ass families
These are the people being gassed, cute ass families
1st grader (undiagnosed ADHD): Woah, what are you doing???
Me (undiagnosed ADHD): Taking the pole out of my gym
Me (undiagnosed ADHD): Taking the pole out of my gym
October 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
1st grader (undiagnosed ADHD): Woah, what are you doing???
Me (undiagnosed ADHD): Taking the pole out of my gym
Me (undiagnosed ADHD): Taking the pole out of my gym
3rd grader: I got a spider in my backpack
Me: A real one?!
3rd grader: Yeah!
Me: I don’t believe you
3rd grader:
Me: A real one?!
3rd grader: Yeah!
Me: I don’t believe you
3rd grader:
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
3rd grader: I got a spider in my backpack
Me: A real one?!
3rd grader: Yeah!
Me: I don’t believe you
3rd grader:
Me: A real one?!
3rd grader: Yeah!
Me: I don’t believe you
3rd grader:
New worst email just dropped
September 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
New worst email just dropped
New bachelor party fits just dropped
September 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
New bachelor party fits just dropped
I take the best fucking pocket pics at school
September 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I take the best fucking pocket pics at school
Somehow accidentally built matching couples bikes
September 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Somehow accidentally built matching couples bikes
Had city pop on shuffle during class today, and when I looked down to check the time just saw this
August 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Had city pop on shuffle during class today, and when I looked down to check the time just saw this
Eh, start with these cunts
August 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Eh, start with these cunts
