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Emily (normal)
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Imagine if you will a transsexual who makes indie rock music in Greensboro, North Carolina and calls it a band and also she’s a shitposter on the side and also she’s 28 years old

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the hardest thing about doing makeup is not getting distracted with how fucking hot you are
a beautiful emily taking a selfie in a makeup mirror
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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no, no.
screencap of emily discarding a draft of the john green cock copypasta, which reads as follows “Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.”
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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face/scent
emily looking slightly disarrayed but also very cute and hot etc dove advanced care cool essentials, cucumber scented deodorant
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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fry from futurama saying “really? phew. that’s a load off my toad.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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me, if anyone CARES
sign reading “carolina thrift. parking in rear only”
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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6 consecutive of the “i just wanna grill for gods sake” image
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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and my only actually good one:
mandolin strap: electric blue pineapples
mandolin strap: electric blue pineapples
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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tele strap: black with blue patterning
emily with a fender telecaster on a black strap with some blue patterns on it
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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acoustic strap: black with very subtle detailing
emily with a black strap that has some geometric detailing on it
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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second bass strap: black
emily holding an epiphone hollow body bass with a plain black strap
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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bass strap: brown
emily with a bass guitar with a plain brown strap
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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the girl from the hotel transylvania meme sayin “it’s ok… i am a slut”
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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spinnin som vinyl during work
emily’s stereo setup with a pair of vintage sony speakers and a vinyl turntable, including a copy of Daylight Again by Crosby Stills and Nash
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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carpentressmoding
a freshly built tv stand with built in speakers underneath and record storage
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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my body is a soft animal that screams for physicality, she calls out, ragged and tired, for the contact that was denied her for so long. she needs to be hunted. released from a cage starving, she aches to run, to be caught, to be devoured.
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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r crumb comic with the stinky ugly guy saying “i loathe every person i see on the street. lookit that stupid asshole” and a normal guy just walking along whistling”
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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i looked fucking hot tonight
emily in plaid leggings, a plaid skirt, a grey tank top with a little bow on it with a black cardigan open over it, black tennis shoes and gothy makeup.
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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it’s weaving season!! don’t forget to hang your weaver tapestry or the weaver will come and weave you, and you don’t want that :)
a woven tapestry of cloth and leather, adorned with red paint and string, a pair of scissors, zippers, a needle, and other odds and ends
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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would you still love me if i was a goth (for one night only, october 31st)
emily in inexpertly but enthusiastically applied gothy makeup and a low cut top that’s very very hot
October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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nice try i know your worm is luxembourgish
flag of luxembourg (red white and blue tricolor)
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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first tattoo ever is done less fucking go
emily’s neck and upper back with the pink opaque ghost freshly tattooed on it emily’s neck and upper back with the pink opaque ghost freshly tattooed on it, but a close up
October 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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you all NEED to see this picture of me @sukurimi.bsky.social took last night
emily sweaty and lying on top of a picnic table. her stomach is out and looks really hot if you even care
October 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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a lot of democrats, soon
britta from community “i can excuse a nazi tattoo, but i draw the line at two nazi tattoos”
October 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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wore this fit to the open mic yesterday (reminder that i’m a hot bitch)
emily in gray jeans and a trans belt buckle, a brown hoodie and a black louisville tank cropped and with the neck cut out
October 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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MY HUNGER GAMES AU WHERE THERES A DISTRICT 15 CHAPTER 1: The young and beautiful emily evergreen woke up on the morning of the reaper. after all she was already 17 and the odds of her being pulled into the games was low. after all, they were only the lowly district 15, the furry district that makes all the fursuits
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM