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It's more fun than 11/3/2025
Many people use two digit years I realize.
0.147 is easier to use I suppose and 3 decimals work I think.
Damn it. 0.080 has multiple meanings and converting back is not ideal.
I'll workshop it.
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It's more fun than 11/3/2025
Many people use two digit years I realize.
0.147 is easier to use I suppose and 3 decimals work I think.
Damn it. 0.080 has multiple meanings and converting back is not ideal.
I'll workshop it.
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Whether or not it actually is a bot, it's still fishing for engagement.
Whether or not it actually is a bot, it's still fishing for engagement.
So I reread Hamlet. I think I understood Hamlet.
A billionaire gaslit me into thinking I can't read good.
So I reread Hamlet. I think I understood Hamlet.
A billionaire gaslit me into thinking I can't read good.
I take it back. Some people shouldn't put it out there.
I take it back. Some people shouldn't put it out there.
Worker: insect or human?
Me: insect
W: this here (picks up a can of spray)
Me: and if I said human?
W: same thing, gotta to bash her head really hard tho
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Worker: insect or human?
Me: insect
W: this here (picks up a can of spray)
Me: and if I said human?
W: same thing, gotta to bash her head really hard tho
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They just couldn't see eye to eye.
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They just couldn't see eye to eye.
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But he says it's reel love.
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But he says it's reel love.
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#Nobel
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#Nobel
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― Jane Goodall
💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
― Jane Goodall
💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
Wife: Yep. BOOM 2024 and the loser was brought back.
Me: It show wasn't on the USA Network when I looked.
Wife: No, he holds press conferences from the White House now.
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Wife: Yep. BOOM 2024 and the loser was brought back.
Me: It show wasn't on the USA Network when I looked.
Wife: No, he holds press conferences from the White House now.
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He asked me to check on his dogs after the rapture since he wouldn't be able to do it.
I told him since All Dogs Go To Heaven, I'd be happy to care for them from now on.
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He asked me to check on his dogs after the rapture since he wouldn't be able to do it.
I told him since All Dogs Go To Heaven, I'd be happy to care for them from now on.
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