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Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
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Married. Queer. Progressive. Socialist. Socially awkward at best.

Interests: math, science, programming, jokes, dogs, cats, spreadsheets, art

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My Math Jokes
The 7 Dwarves asked me to buy a keg for them, but I refuse to contribute to the delinquency of miners.

@docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm getting old. I need to warm up my arm before celebratory fist pumps.

#DadBodProblems #TrueStory

@docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reposted by Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
When they say it solves a difficult problem, what they mean is it solves the problem of them not having as much money as they want.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What's the best way to socialize when alone in a new city? Asking for a friend.

@docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Reposted by Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
I love that python did this and so my yt channel has sponsored python. links in this thread if you want to donate.
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I also really like my video on Faust and hope you watch it if you are also into books:
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Today(US) is ≈ 0.00181 or 181/100000
It's more fun than 11/3/2025

Many people use two digit years I realize.
0.147 is easier to use I suppose and 3 decimals work I think.

Damn it. 0.080 has multiple meanings and converting back is not ideal.

I'll workshop it.

#MathJoke ? #BadMathJoke
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposted by Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
But what does the fox say?
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Today, I think a bot randomly liked three of my posts that were posted a month ago, including this one about how to spot a bot.

Whether or not it actually is a bot, it's still fishing for engagement.
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Reposted by Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
Hot take but I always see videos of the butterfly method go viral but I would *never* teach this method and here's why.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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The Swift song made me think I had misread Hamlet. Surely she had someone check the song. She is billionaire. It must be me...a person with no book training who has misunderstood Hamlet.

So I reread Hamlet. I think I understood Hamlet.

A billionaire gaslit me into thinking I can't read good.
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Anybody that works for ICE is despicable. They have no excuse. There are plenty of other jobs especially in farms.
Who are the people agreeing to fly these planes? Who are the people helping the passengers into the planes? Who are the air traffic controllers agreeing to do this work?
😲 SEATTLE: Shackled at his wrists and ankles, an elderly man struggles in the cold rain to mount the slippery stairs to this Avelo jet, which will fly him to another detention facility in Texas 👀
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
Sometimes people email me and ask for YouTube advice and I always say "Make your stuff, put it out there, the worst thing that can happen is nobody watches and you made something! That's amazing!"

I take it back. Some people shouldn't put it out there.
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I went to the hardware store and and asked, what would be good to kill my ants.

Worker: insect or human?

Me: insect

W: this here (picks up a can of spray)

Me: and if I said human?

W: same thing, gotta to bash her head really hard tho

@docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke
October 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I saw a huge argument between two blind people yesterday.

They just couldn't see eye to eye.

@docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke
October 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My neighbor just announced he's marrying his fishing rod. I'm skeptical.

But he says it's reel love.

@docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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I'm more interested in what people do as opposed to what they say. If you "say" a bunch of leftist rhetoric but you "do" a Nazi tattoo, you're out!
October 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"Physics is Broken, Scientist Says" —headline I wouldn't be surprised to see
Physics Paths

xkcd.com/3155/
October 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
#NobelPeacePrize "Activist María Corina Machado wins prestigious prize, despite public campaign by Donald Trump … The committee framed the prize as a defence of democracy, saying it recognises defenders at a time when democracy is under pressure globally."
#Nobel
ground.news/article/nobe...
Nobel Peace Prize Awarded to Venezuelan Opposition Leader María Corina Machado
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for her decades-long struggle against authoritarianism, fearless defense of democracy and her bold moral leadershi...
ground.news
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Reposted by Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall

💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
#HotTake Donald Trump is an evil narcissistic asshat.
October 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
This is an advertisement. They are so out of money lol.
Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.
OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out
Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.
on.wsj.com
September 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Reposted by Bryn 💛🤍💜🖤
I can't believe I have spent my entire life being told to shut up about feminism and now it's 2025 and women are not allowed to have acetaminophen.
September 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Me: Did you know The Biggest Loser was canceled in 2020 by USA?

Wife: Yep. BOOM 2024 and the loser was brought back.

Me: It show wasn't on the USA Network when I looked.

Wife: No, he holds press conferences from the White House now.

@docatcdi.com not a #BadDadJoke per se just #BadRealityTV
September 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My neighbor and I were kind of pondering if the rapture would really happen tomorrow.

He asked me to check on his dogs after the rapture since he wouldn't be able to do it.

I told him since All Dogs Go To Heaven, I'd be happy to care for them from now on.

@docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke
September 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM