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Mike Stromenger
@1in9.bsky.social
· Nov 12
And here’s a picture of my cat, just to brighten up the space.
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
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IT IS TIME
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November 29, 2024 at 12:28 AM
IT IS TIME
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T-Mobile and AT&T are in an ad war to see who can out-rural Americana the other. Billy Bob Thornton versus Luke Wilson for the hearts and minds of flyover country, boot scuffing folksiness turned up to 11.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
T-Mobile and AT&T are in an ad war to see who can out-rural Americana the other. Billy Bob Thornton versus Luke Wilson for the hearts and minds of flyover country, boot scuffing folksiness turned up to 11.
Black Friday shopping brings out all sorts.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Black Friday shopping brings out all sorts.
Meanwhile, in North Dakota news…
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Meanwhile, in North Dakota news…
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
Never forget.
WKRP Turkey Drop
YouTube video by Brian Henigin
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Never forget.
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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"You see, your holiness, there are 8 to 12 players. Two wizards. A maverick. The arbiter. Two warriors. A corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat"
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"You see, your holiness, there are 8 to 12 players. Two wizards. A maverick. The arbiter. Two warriors. A corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat"
Amazon does what Nintendon’t.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Amazon does what Nintendon’t.
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
That was me in my college dorm trying to annoy my floor mates. Hallelujah Chorus was another go to option.
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
That was me in my college dorm trying to annoy my floor mates. Hallelujah Chorus was another go to option.
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honestly the amount of damage to this country caused by the mythologizing of “the heartland” is probably incalculable
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
honestly the amount of damage to this country caused by the mythologizing of “the heartland” is probably incalculable
I read And Then There Were None when I was in seventh grade. It was intriguing, thrilling, scary. The ending blew my mind and made me obsessed with murder mysteries for life. I’ve been chasing the high I got from that first mystery ever since.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I read And Then There Were None when I was in seventh grade. It was intriguing, thrilling, scary. The ending blew my mind and made me obsessed with murder mysteries for life. I’ve been chasing the high I got from that first mystery ever since.
Helloooo, ladies.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Helloooo, ladies.
My FanDuel and DraftKings prop bets about this paid off! You can be a winner too with promo code CORRUPT!
Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My FanDuel and DraftKings prop bets about this paid off! You can be a winner too with promo code CORRUPT!
I give all Target employees permission to avoid eye contact with me. Also to stay well more than 10 feet from me.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I give all Target employees permission to avoid eye contact with me. Also to stay well more than 10 feet from me.
When your wife makes a ton of Christmas cookies every year and sees a local grocery chain having a one-day sale on butter w/a purchase limit, you get up early and double hit as many locations as you can. 7 locations and 28 pounds of butter later, we are finally back home and set for the holidays.
cookie monster from sesame street is giving a gift to a woman
ALT: cookie monster from sesame street is giving a gift to a woman
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When your wife makes a ton of Christmas cookies every year and sees a local grocery chain having a one-day sale on butter w/a purchase limit, you get up early and double hit as many locations as you can. 7 locations and 28 pounds of butter later, we are finally back home and set for the holidays.
Am not lying when I say Game Night is my favorite comedy movie in years. “How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?” is something I quote on a regular basis.
PSA: Game Night is on Netflix.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Am not lying when I say Game Night is my favorite comedy movie in years. “How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?” is something I quote on a regular basis.
Might need to break with my “wait until all the season’s episodes are out” watch policy for Pluribus. One of my favorite showrunners creating a high concept show that’s getting great reviews but no one is REALLY describing what it’s about? Sounds like something I don’t want to get spoiled on.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Might need to break with my “wait until all the season’s episodes are out” watch policy for Pluribus. One of my favorite showrunners creating a high concept show that’s getting great reviews but no one is REALLY describing what it’s about? Sounds like something I don’t want to get spoiled on.
I spent 30 seconds looking for my phone while holding it in my hand and yeah, it’s time to call it a week.
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I spent 30 seconds looking for my phone while holding it in my hand and yeah, it’s time to call it a week.
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If I was really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just buy a lot of Lego sets and spend extended periods in Tokyo, Italy, and France
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If I was really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just buy a lot of Lego sets and spend extended periods in Tokyo, Italy, and France