Bruce_NP🐷🩲_lover
@10002986be.bsky.social
Living in the 808. Married Chihuahua dad. Chillin with my three furry kids. 🐶🐕🐕🦺🌴☀️🏝️ #silver #otter #nastypig
Pinned
Taking this lying down because the hernia pops out when I stand up. #fursday
Wouldn’t say it’s my best but it’s the most recent
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wouldn’t say it’s my best but it’s the most recent
Black is always classy. Good choice 😘
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Black is always classy. Good choice 😘
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Posting lots of butt stuff lately… must be in a mood 😈
January 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Posting lots of butt stuff lately… must be in a mood 😈
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Woke up needing my ass ate and my cock sucked 🥺
July 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Woke up needing my ass ate and my cock sucked 🥺
Same conversation from last month:
You shouldn’t be carrying an extension ladder.
Me - will you?
No. I’m just saying you have two hernias.
Me - I’m not paying $200 per tree to someone else (12 trees total).
You’re not in your 20s.
Me - In my 20s I was taller than these trees. Now I need a ladder.
You shouldn’t be carrying an extension ladder.
Me - will you?
No. I’m just saying you have two hernias.
Me - I’m not paying $200 per tree to someone else (12 trees total).
You’re not in your 20s.
Me - In my 20s I was taller than these trees. Now I need a ladder.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Same conversation from last month:
You shouldn’t be carrying an extension ladder.
Me - will you?
No. I’m just saying you have two hernias.
Me - I’m not paying $200 per tree to someone else (12 trees total).
You’re not in your 20s.
Me - In my 20s I was taller than these trees. Now I need a ladder.
You shouldn’t be carrying an extension ladder.
Me - will you?
No. I’m just saying you have two hernias.
Me - I’m not paying $200 per tree to someone else (12 trees total).
You’re not in your 20s.
Me - In my 20s I was taller than these trees. Now I need a ladder.
Yes. I do in fact have a Reyn’s for every day in December. Waiting for them to make Hanukkah shirts. 🕎 #holiday #uglysweater #santa #frosty
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yes. I do in fact have a Reyn’s for every day in December. Waiting for them to make Hanukkah shirts. 🕎 #holiday #uglysweater #santa #frosty
Birthday dinner at a new restaurant last night. Maybe too new (2 weeks). Still figuring out the service. Cocktails came after the food arrived. Need a bartender who actually knows the drinks. 🤮
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Birthday dinner at a new restaurant last night. Maybe too new (2 weeks). Still figuring out the service. Cocktails came after the food arrived. Need a bartender who actually knows the drinks. 🤮
Ok. I’m awake. But I’m still not UP.
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ok. I’m awake. But I’m still not UP.
Another company thinking I live in a different country. Thought I’d indulge in some decent peppermint bark. Since W&S closed their shops here, I started to order online. $34 isn’t a deal breaker for a tin. $40 shipping to Hawaii is.
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Another company thinking I live in a different country. Thought I’d indulge in some decent peppermint bark. Since W&S closed their shops here, I started to order online. $34 isn’t a deal breaker for a tin. $40 shipping to Hawaii is.
It’s all in the name.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It’s all in the name.
TW Tuesday - from before my hernia popped.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
TW Tuesday - from before my hernia popped.
Telling you “Good morning sweetie” doesn’t give you permission to lick my teeth while I’m speaking. #dogbreath #chihuahuadad
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Telling you “Good morning sweetie” doesn’t give you permission to lick my teeth while I’m speaking. #dogbreath #chihuahuadad
The Jack in the Box by my house. (No. I don’t eat there but I appreciate the local flavored decor)
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Jack in the Box by my house. (No. I don’t eat there but I appreciate the local flavored decor)
It starts so innocently. Everyone has ample space on the bed. Soon the third baby arrives and everyone shifts. By morning, I’m left with 6 inches on the edge of the mattress after being poked and dug with tiny feet pulling and pushing at covers. And they all have their own beds.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It starts so innocently. Everyone has ample space on the bed. Soon the third baby arrives and everyone shifts. By morning, I’m left with 6 inches on the edge of the mattress after being poked and dug with tiny feet pulling and pushing at covers. And they all have their own beds.
My attentive helper while I’m attempting to finish paperwork before heading out. #princess #chihuahuadad #furbaby
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My attentive helper while I’m attempting to finish paperwork before heading out. #princess #chihuahuadad #furbaby
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Grumpy little man. He’s pouting because his bed was a piss stop for the other dogs and its in the wash. #prince #chihuahuadad #chihuahua #emotionalsupport
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Grumpy little man. He’s pouting because his bed was a piss stop for the other dogs and its in the wash. #prince #chihuahuadad #chihuahua #emotionalsupport