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Genuinely life changing to have an actually good TV for the first time in my life
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Genuinely life changing to have an actually good TV for the first time in my life
Just discovered that Mamdani’s wife is younger than me
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just discovered that Mamdani’s wife is younger than me
Holy shit it’s daylight savings omg
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Holy shit it’s daylight savings omg
Milo has been playing for the last 6 hours and hasn’t moved
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Milo has been playing for the last 6 hours and hasn’t moved
Happy 20th anniversary for those who celebrate
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Happy 20th anniversary for those who celebrate
Deaf west spring awakening was 10 years ago and I’m sitting with that this morning
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Deaf west spring awakening was 10 years ago and I’m sitting with that this morning
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Bottoms always sleep in til the afternoon
"Top of the morning to ya"
Sure, but what about the bottoms of the morning?
Sure, but what about the bottoms of the morning?
September 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Bottoms always sleep in til the afternoon
If I win the powerball I will pay to make sure that the new wuthering heights movie never sees the light of day
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If I win the powerball I will pay to make sure that the new wuthering heights movie never sees the light of day
Threw some champagne in the fridge, just in case
August 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Threw some champagne in the fridge, just in case
They’re playing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in the Ethel Cain pre-show
August 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They’re playing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in the Ethel Cain pre-show
Getting rained on at the Ethel Cain concert
August 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Getting rained on at the Ethel Cain concert
Visiting New Orleans for the first time and I have a question. Why the hell did this have a 95% white cast??
August 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Visiting New Orleans for the first time and I have a question. Why the hell did this have a 95% white cast??
I am the greatest chef in the world
July 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I am the greatest chef in the world
It’s just me and Celine Dion against I35 rush hour
July 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s just me and Celine Dion against I35 rush hour
They’re trying to cancel Ethel Cain meanwhile I just bought Preacher’s Daughter on vinyl and I have tickets to see her live next month that I *will* be in attendance for
July 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They’re trying to cancel Ethel Cain meanwhile I just bought Preacher’s Daughter on vinyl and I have tickets to see her live next month that I *will* be in attendance for
We’re watching 2 foreign films in one night, each in a different language
July 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We’re watching 2 foreign films in one night, each in a different language
Bringing my husband to an Asian supermarket is like taking your dog to the zoo
July 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bringing my husband to an Asian supermarket is like taking your dog to the zoo