She Bellagio on my strip til I fountain show every half hour
September 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
She Bellagio on my strip til I fountain show every half hour
A couple of beers and the pirate impersonations come out
September 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A couple of beers and the pirate impersonations come out
Some days you're the one posting "car on shoulder" on Waze and other days you are the car
July 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Some days you're the one posting "car on shoulder" on Waze and other days you are the car
mfs listening to cigarettes after sex like they smoke cigarettes AND have sex! bitch you are neither! ha~
July 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
mfs listening to cigarettes after sex like they smoke cigarettes AND have sex! bitch you are neither! ha~
Can't believe fireworks were invented by John 'hates dogs' Fuck-Quietness
July 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Can't believe fireworks were invented by John 'hates dogs' Fuck-Quietness
'New York City is cooked' says the guy living in Chattanooga
June 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
'New York City is cooked' says the guy living in Chattanooga
mfs so hipster that they still buy weed from their plug in a legal state
May 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
mfs so hipster that they still buy weed from their plug in a legal state
Am I the only guy who waves at someone driving the same exact car whenever they drive by
May 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Am I the only guy who waves at someone driving the same exact car whenever they drive by
Everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) has licked their salt lamp at least once
May 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) has licked their salt lamp at least once
My good deed of the day is saving this planet fitness by queuing dad rock over taylor swift on their public playlist
March 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My good deed of the day is saving this planet fitness by queuing dad rock over taylor swift on their public playlist
when the weather hits 80 for the first time
March 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
when the weather hits 80 for the first time
Cancún? more like cangoon.
February 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Cancún? more like cangoon.
Your least favorite tech-bro 'friend' about to post on their towns subreddit saying "is something big happening today?"
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Your least favorite tech-bro 'friend' about to post on their towns subreddit saying "is something big happening today?"
With the new president in office, I assume certain voter groups will drop the 'great again' slogan—after all, it implies the new administration hasn't made the U.S. great yet ... Right?
January 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
With the new president in office, I assume certain voter groups will drop the 'great again' slogan—after all, it implies the new administration hasn't made the U.S. great yet ... Right?
Having a 'historic' downtown just means that more than half of your storefronts are vacant
January 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Having a 'historic' downtown just means that more than half of your storefronts are vacant
monster is removing aussie lemonade
December 31, 2024 at 6:08 AM
monster is removing aussie lemonade
me when i lose 20 bucks on BLACKJACK
December 21, 2024 at 5:28 AM
me when i lose 20 bucks on BLACKJACK
driving on a highway today and there was a train coming my way (not on the road, on rails duh) and i waved at them and they waved back and honked; make my night #trainconductorappreciationday #ThinRailLine
December 18, 2024 at 4:38 AM
driving on a highway today and there was a train coming my way (not on the road, on rails duh) and i waved at them and they waved back and honked; make my night #trainconductorappreciationday #ThinRailLine
Real struggles-Flight with no AirPods
December 16, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Real struggles-Flight with no AirPods
I feel so bad for people around me because I just left the Safeway and walked by a car with a dealership sticker that said "truck town" and then proceeded to say "truck town" in a manly voice and had some poor folks look my way in confusion oops!
December 11, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I feel so bad for people around me because I just left the Safeway and walked by a car with a dealership sticker that said "truck town" and then proceeded to say "truck town" in a manly voice and had some poor folks look my way in confusion oops!
new Indiana Jones game is very good. y'all should play it
December 10, 2024 at 6:14 AM
new Indiana Jones game is very good. y'all should play it
calorie deficit has me lickin the g hughes sugar free sweet chili sauce right off the plate
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 AM
calorie deficit has me lickin the g hughes sugar free sweet chili sauce right off the plate
Obligatory, because everyone must care about my VERY interesting music taste
December 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Obligatory, because everyone must care about my VERY interesting music taste
Shoutout to the lineworkers that work tirelessly to restore power and get rewarded by having people yelling at them to 'do their work faster' and so forth. Powers been spotty recently due to this bomb cyclone thing and can't help but wonder how dangerous and complicated that job could be. Cheers
November 21, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Shoutout to the lineworkers that work tirelessly to restore power and get rewarded by having people yelling at them to 'do their work faster' and so forth. Powers been spotty recently due to this bomb cyclone thing and can't help but wonder how dangerous and complicated that job could be. Cheers