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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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This is the coffee I needed in the morning.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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you don’t understand bro, if we didn’t lie, no one would buy our product 😩
September 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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August 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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"[il] faisait face à son premier feu de fromage en 15 ans de carrière"
En fait les norvegiens leur bouffe aux hydrocarbures ils la retire pas des rayons, ils appellent ça du fromage.
August 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Méfiez-vous comme de la peste de Google Docs/Drive. @carolinesegarra.bsky.social a aussi eu des présentations supprimées par Google sans possibilité de récupération.
For those not in the know, I've been informed by credible sources that Google Docs is now culling material written and saved there that does not meet political or community standards (i.e. NSFW fanfics have disappeared from people's Google Docs storage!).
www.tumblr.com/aerialworms/... #Writersky
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July 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Je lance une bouteille à la mer. Je cherche une photo de la statue du monstre de Frankenstein qui trônait vers la salle des fêtes Michel Croz de Chamonix avant son incendie en 1999. Si quelqu'un en a une ce serait incroyable
June 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Bad AAPL
April 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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A rare piece of good news!
April 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Teach the children why radio buttons are called radio buttons
March 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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“Glasses”
March 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Yes, we DID have that. But now we have a right wing politicians in power, so we are getting homelessness back. Never vote for the right wing, where ever you are. Please.
Homelessness rises in Finland for first time in over a decade
The number of homeless people in Finland has increased for the first time in 11 years, according to new data from ARA, the Finnish Housing Finance and Development Centre. The report shows that 3,806 p...
www.helsinkitimes.fi
March 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Le « should I get bangs » (dois-je me faire une frange) qui devient « dois-je me faire sauter » dans une pub Microsoft, j’étais vraiment pas prêt.
February 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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-Les géographes français:
I can dérussifier les noms de fleuves de l'ancienne sphère d'influence russe but I draw a line at river Prout et au gai souvenir de mes fous-rires scolaires
February 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Me: The earth isn't flat.

Fiat earther: Correct.

Me: Huh?

Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.

Me: What?

Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?
December 30, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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I've been tracking this... thing for years now.
I first saw it four years ago when I set up a trail cam outside. Since then, my life has become a nightmare. Whatever this creature is keeps trying to get into my house, every damn year.
In this thread I'll present all my evidence.
December 24, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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they will see
December 3, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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My brood when I arrive at the nest with a mouthful of worm:
Modern versions are somehow even worse.
December 1, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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A really good French word is "brouhaha"
November 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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STALKER 2 bus stop appreciation post.
November 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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