zuzak 🦭
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I was considering taking out a rolling membership at the gym over the way, but the £35 activation fee has really taken the wind out of my sails
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I was considering taking out a rolling membership at the gym over the way, but the £35 activation fee has really taken the wind out of my sails
Waitrose just emailed me their version of unwrapped (#YearOfFoodLove) to let me know they know I only buy the cheap stuff
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Waitrose just emailed me their version of unwrapped (#YearOfFoodLove) to let me know they know I only buy the cheap stuff
the developers of The Finals are cowards
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the developers of The Finals are cowards
played two rounds of team-based FPS The Finals yesterday and realised how spoiled I've been by Team Fortress 2's "24 single-player games in a trenchcoat" approach. what do you mean i have to play the objective
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 AM
played two rounds of team-based FPS The Finals yesterday and realised how spoiled I've been by Team Fortress 2's "24 single-player games in a trenchcoat" approach. what do you mean i have to play the objective
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Love this little guy
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Love this little guy
Zootropolis was good
I enjoyed how they cut away from any speaker to B-roll when saying the name of the city so they didn’t have to lip sync it twice
I enjoyed how they cut away from any speaker to B-roll when saying the name of the city so they didn’t have to lip sync it twice
being dragged to the furry movie later only to learn it's called Zootropolis here because some Danish zoo holds the European trademark
www.givskudzoo.dk
www.givskudzoo.dk
Zoo og dyrepark | Køb billet fra 160,- | GIVSKUD ZOO
Zoo, safari & dinosaurpark, som river dig med. Store oplevelser, plads, natur og legepladser. Overnatning & sov i zoo. Kun 20 km fra Legoland og Vejle
www.givskudzoo.dk
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Zootropolis was good
I enjoyed how they cut away from any speaker to B-roll when saying the name of the city so they didn’t have to lip sync it twice
I enjoyed how they cut away from any speaker to B-roll when saying the name of the city so they didn’t have to lip sync it twice
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being dragged to the furry movie later only to learn it's called Zootropolis here because some Danish zoo holds the European trademark
www.givskudzoo.dk
www.givskudzoo.dk
Zoo og dyrepark | Køb billet fra 160,- | GIVSKUD ZOO
Zoo, safari & dinosaurpark, som river dig med. Store oplevelser, plads, natur og legepladser. Overnatning & sov i zoo. Kun 20 km fra Legoland og Vejle
www.givskudzoo.dk
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
being dragged to the furry movie later only to learn it's called Zootropolis here because some Danish zoo holds the European trademark
www.givskudzoo.dk
www.givskudzoo.dk
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Don't want anyone to trip over my keyboard cable
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Don't want anyone to trip over my keyboard cable
i’ve overfilled my kettle by put it in more water than I need to boil.
I’m trying to decide, which is better for the environment: pouring the excess into the sink, or heating up too much water?
I’m trying to decide, which is better for the environment: pouring the excess into the sink, or heating up too much water?
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i’ve overfilled my kettle by put it in more water than I need to boil.
I’m trying to decide, which is better for the environment: pouring the excess into the sink, or heating up too much water?
I’m trying to decide, which is better for the environment: pouring the excess into the sink, or heating up too much water?
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
I've taken out my occasional Amazon Prime trial
What should I be watching in the next 29 days?
What should I be watching in the next 29 days?
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've taken out my occasional Amazon Prime trial
What should I be watching in the next 29 days?
What should I be watching in the next 29 days?
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Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
props to alexander the great i guess but i would have simply taken the gordian knot
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
props to alexander the great i guess but i would have simply taken the gordian knot
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To keep with established principles in English I think we should refer to human meat as homme.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
To keep with established principles in English I think we should refer to human meat as homme.
i’m planning to book a good three weeks off at Christmas, if you fancy doing something
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i’m planning to book a good three weeks off at Christmas, if you fancy doing something
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In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
went to the book fair today and saw @snowfox.gay's memoirs
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
went to the book fair today and saw @snowfox.gay's memoirs
I tried going to Tesco late at night to avoid the crowds, but it turns out they just replace the people who have conversations in the middle of aisles with stand-ins
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I tried going to Tesco late at night to avoid the crowds, but it turns out they just replace the people who have conversations in the middle of aisles with stand-ins
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🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
in the work Slack I sent a picture of a spotted seal biting on a water hose with the caption "whoops that was me i ate the undersea cable" [causing the Cloudlfare outage]
the queer colleagues all reacted immediately with 😹
the more het colleagues reacted, after a pause, with 😂
the queer colleagues all reacted immediately with 😹
the more het colleagues reacted, after a pause, with 😂
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
in the work Slack I sent a picture of a spotted seal biting on a water hose with the caption "whoops that was me i ate the undersea cable" [causing the Cloudlfare outage]
the queer colleagues all reacted immediately with 😹
the more het colleagues reacted, after a pause, with 😂
the queer colleagues all reacted immediately with 😹
the more het colleagues reacted, after a pause, with 😂
cooked properly for once
[Anna Jones's miso, lime and sweet potato bake]
[Anna Jones's miso, lime and sweet potato bake]
![The slices of sweet potato have been plated into a bowl, alongside a mix of whole-grain rice and stirfried cavalo nero [kale] garnished with a couple of lime wedges](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lvedytjsuaktyrcs7agy5fnd/bafkreifsu3wgier3wz7twq4yxedyc3tlhqeljqdlfhjkzwfxqhmk3asnfu@jpeg)
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
cooked properly for once
[Anna Jones's miso, lime and sweet potato bake]
[Anna Jones's miso, lime and sweet potato bake]
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this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
Glasgow has a Gacha shop now
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Glasgow has a Gacha shop now
![Three soft toy pinnipeds stacked in a pyramid on a sofa: a grey seal pup, a [California?] sea lion pup, and a baby seal that's difficult to ID](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lvedytjsuaktyrcs7agy5fnd/bafkreibpwgwkspzejz6fnbebpaz77czqsdx6ie7qbu4vdiqu33teumqmrq@jpeg)