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POPE YES
May 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones
April 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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do you have any idea how expensive Dan Flashes is
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
March 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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My kids get a very different sick-day TV experience than I had. Not for the better. They may look like they’re enjoying this programming targeted to their ages and interests but they will be helpless when they’re called upon to guess the retail price of an electric can opener without going over.
February 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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The shirt costs so much because the pattern’s so complicated.
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Attempting to describe the current American political situation is a grimly laughable mindfck because it triggers all the mental alarm bells that are meant to help you avoid sounding “unhinged” or “dramatic” in polite conversation when really we’re just in an objectively insane situation
February 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Looks like they were going to try to use the old Intamin style freefall ride and expand it into a multi-drop with dark ride elements. You can see how the car puts riders on their backs after the drop to decelerate. Pretty interesting.
Single panel storyboard by Imagineer Phillip Freer, used during early development of the #TowerofTerror at WDW. ⚡️ #ConceptArt
February 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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What? I hate this
February 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Trust experts.
February 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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If a child lives with acceptance, they learn to love.
If a child lives with honesty, they learn truthfulness.
If a child lives with praise, they learn to appreciate.
If a child lives with Hakeem Olajuwon, they learn to facilitate in the deep post.
January 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Oh this is so cool! Test footage of the Alien creature animatronic from the defuncted "Alien Encounter" attraction at MK! Video credit is to Matt Held on IG (www.instagram.com/mattrheid/) taken during a WDWNT event where former Imagineer Dan Molitor talked about it. #dissky #themeparks
January 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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“Serling was following a path laid down by writers and artists in a lot of different cultures who had more to lose than their income—including ones who were, at that very moment, being persecuted by dictators.” — I wrote about Rod Serling today. No reason. www.rogerebert.com/features/the...
The Metaphor Years: Writing Lessons from "The Twilight Zone" | Features | Roger Ebert
A look back at a show that never shied away from commenting on the world around it.
www.rogerebert.com
January 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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We’ve come so far. Yet, there’s so very far to go. Happy 50th Anniversary to the Star Tunnel … a photo you can hear
January 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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i just realized that in the star wars universe yoda is famous but nobody knows what species he is. So in the show with baby yoda everyone should be calling it "baby yoda," like, "whatcha got there... you got some kind of a, uh, baby yoda?" its actually weirder if they didnt call it baby yoda
January 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Reminder that Dinoland rocks its Dinorama that sucks.
January 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The Patriots are hiring Mike Vrabel to be the franchise's next head coach, per @diannarussini.bsky.social.

The first head coaching vacancy of this year's cycle is set to be filled.
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Friendly reminder that all of the silly outlandish shit that will never happen is just a distraction from the boring evil shit that is actually happening
January 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm going to jinx it, but it's Christmas Eve and I still haven't heard George Michael...
December 24, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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I have waited my entire life for this moment.
December 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
17 years later, and I still find myself quoting this from Thanksgiving to New Year's.
December 11, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Keep Jack.
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.

Alien. Keep the Xenomorph.
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets.

Speed. Keep Keanu Reeves.
December 6, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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I’ve seen poor people make seemingly frivolous purchases next to the food they were buying with food stamps before, but I’ve also seen rich people drop fifty billion on shit like this so it seems pretty weird that we’re going to let rich people cut all the money going to poor people
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 PM