John
zombieguitarist.bsky.social
John
@zombieguitarist.bsky.social
Guitarist/Vocalist in Resistance House Band

https://resistancehouseband.com
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For any new followers, especially those I actually know in real life, here’s the bsky account for Resistance House Band, the Nashville zombie-themed grunge/punk/power pop band I play in.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My son just turned one yesterday, and all I can think about is how awful it would be for this to happen to him. Just pure fucking evil. There will never be a punishment severe enough for what these people have done.
CICERO, IL — Trump’s ICE goons pepper spray into a family’s car and hits a 1 year old baby girl.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Got this going on tonight! Resistance goes on second.
October 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Next show is on Halloween at The 5 Spot! Come watch us pretend our zombie songs are some kind of fun Halloween gimmick and not a thing we do 365 days out of the year!

#indiemusic #MusicSky #MusicianSky #Nashville #Horror
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
One step closer to what I think we all want to see in comics, which is Thanos finally getting taken down by a well placed knife to the eye
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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they should invent a kind of news that is good
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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It will never not be amazing to me that journalists and other people in positions of public influence willingly stay on a site that is being openly manipulated on every level by one of the worst human beings on Earth.
Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
More than Slaughterhouse Five, I think Mother Night should be required reading in high school. This is probably my favorite piece of dialogue out of any book:

"Do you know why I don't care now if you were a spy or not?"

"Because you could never have served the enemy as well as you served us."
September 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Thinking about the time I was out riding my bike and at a crosswalk a dude dressed like 90s Fred Durst said “yo whatup, just got off the bus from D-Town and I’m here to show Austin how we do things Dallas Style” and then walked into traffic
May 4, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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We need an HHS Secretary who respects science and does not make policy based on conspiracy theories.

Vaccines are safe and effective.

Kennedy is threatening the health of our kids and all Americans.

He must resign.
September 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Just 6 years ago anti-vaxxers were a laughable fringe group. Now their victory is so total they're setting government policy. This is like if schools started teaching Flat Earth. A complete failure of education and science comms. Kids will die because we couldn't convince their parents of the truth.
September 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The full list of all 18,500 children killed in Gaza, in video form.

www.washingtonpost.com/world/intera...
August 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Had a great time playing the 5 Spot this weekend! Thanks to @thedangerousmethod.bsky.social for putting it on, and congrats on the new album! For anyone who missed it, here's some footage of us playing Not So Crazy Now.

(Source: @candijacks_ on IG)
July 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God.

Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well.
forward.com/opinion/7575...
Gaza is starving. Where are the American Jewish leaders?
A fear of being labelled antisemitic still deters American Jews and Jewish institutions from taking a position that is morally correct.
forward.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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lego masters australia is easily the best version of lego masters and if you haven’t watched it you’re missing out
July 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

“Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent
July 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Welcome to Nashville, half the other parents in your kids' private school are going to talk to you about some guy named Greg Locke
July 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Sad update: it appears that the crazy people I've spent years training to be rabid animals have, for reasons too complicated to explain right now, completely turned against me
July 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Next weekend at The 5 Spot my band @resisthouseband.bsky.social is playing with THE Dangerous Method who is releasing their new album Billboards. Excellent lineup with a very diverse mix of bands.
July 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM