Reposted by Penny Lane
In the mood to get married
March 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
In the mood to get married
I wanna live in the gym. I wanna be a gym.
March 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I wanna live in the gym. I wanna be a gym.
If you want to get tired of a song fast just add it to your gym playlist.
March 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you want to get tired of a song fast just add it to your gym playlist.
I get the most random bruises
March 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I get the most random bruises
I had the best salad yesterday made by yours truly.
March 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I had the best salad yesterday made by yours truly.
I’m currently reading around 6 books and it’s spring reading season 😭 I need to be as efficient as possible
February 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m currently reading around 6 books and it’s spring reading season 😭 I need to be as efficient as possible
You could definitely tell I haven’t been to the gym lately my ass is huge
February 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You could definitely tell I haven’t been to the gym lately my ass is huge
Woke up listening to the Grammy award winning album COWBOY CARTER GOOD MORNING
February 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Woke up listening to the Grammy award winning album COWBOY CARTER GOOD MORNING
“A city on a hill cannot be hidden.”
January 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
“A city on a hill cannot be hidden.”
He kinda fine hold on
House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries shares new statement:
“Wait.
The price of eggs and the cost of living was supposed to go down.
Not up.”
“Wait.
The price of eggs and the cost of living was supposed to go down.
Not up.”
January 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
He kinda fine hold on
My puppy’s cage finally came and it’s too small 💔
January 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My puppy’s cage finally came and it’s too small 💔
I don’t even be doing anything all day. Literally work and home but somehow you’re obsessed with me of all people??
January 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don’t even be doing anything all day. Literally work and home but somehow you’re obsessed with me of all people??
One of my new year resolutions is no more quote posting and guys this is harder than I expected!
January 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
One of my new year resolutions is no more quote posting and guys this is harder than I expected!
Better offfff without him bettterrr offf being a wild one
January 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Better offfff without him bettterrr offf being a wild one
This how my man explanations be
Justin Bieber says someone unfollowed Hailey Bieber from his Instagram account:
“Someone went on my account and unfollowed my wife
Shit is getting suss out here”
“Someone went on my account and unfollowed my wife
Shit is getting suss out here”
January 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This how my man explanations be
This is really the only untainted* place
January 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is really the only untainted* place
Once everybody come and join me in the real world we’ll all be better off.
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Once everybody come and join me in the real world we’ll all be better off.
Life doesn’t even make sense
January 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Life doesn’t even make sense
I shouldn’t have taken that nap but at the time I really needed it
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I shouldn’t have taken that nap but at the time I really needed it
I did but it cost me everything
I have plans to break no contact by weekend
January 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I did but it cost me everything
I pray today is a brighter day.
January 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I pray today is a brighter day.
😂
January 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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