Steve Zerr (very normal person)
@zerrtified.ca
A Series of Tangents: My ADHD Memoirs, by Steve Z
All Triangles Are Love Triangles if you Love Triangles
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
All Triangles Are Love Triangles if you Love Triangles
Don't you ever wonder why you didn't get kidnapped as a child?
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Don't you ever wonder why you didn't get kidnapped as a child?
Super Mario fans pretend Mario 5-63 don’t exist.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Super Mario fans pretend Mario 5-63 don’t exist.
Vampires funded the construction of the PATH to be able to avoid sunlight as much as possible and still get around downtown.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Vampires funded the construction of the PATH to be able to avoid sunlight as much as possible and still get around downtown.
You don't need to be good at your hobbies
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You don't need to be good at your hobbies
If we can't laugh at farts then what's the point of life
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If we can't laugh at farts then what's the point of life
Stickin' together is what good waffles do!
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Stickin' together is what good waffles do!
You can never have too many socks, you know, so that you can always throw away the ones with holes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You can never have too many socks, you know, so that you can always throw away the ones with holes.
We should be clear that this is a both sides issue. Radical right trolls post stuff like "kill all minorities" while radical left trolls post stuff like "people should have healthcare". Wildly divisive on both sides.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We should be clear that this is a both sides issue. Radical right trolls post stuff like "kill all minorities" while radical left trolls post stuff like "people should have healthcare". Wildly divisive on both sides.
Maybe rebuild the world so it doesn't induce chronic stress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Maybe rebuild the world so it doesn't induce chronic stress?
Actually this trick is pretty easy. All you have to do is sacrifice 2 goats in the name of Xamozir and get the card-seeing eyes for half of your lifespan.
Now, a true magician will have the stack of doves in the shape of a goat...
Now, a true magician will have the stack of doves in the shape of a goat...
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Actually this trick is pretty easy. All you have to do is sacrifice 2 goats in the name of Xamozir and get the card-seeing eyes for half of your lifespan.
Now, a true magician will have the stack of doves in the shape of a goat...
Now, a true magician will have the stack of doves in the shape of a goat...
Being kind is pretty punk rock
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Being kind is pretty punk rock
Lightening strikes imply lightening unions
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Lightening strikes imply lightening unions
Does anyone else remember the Rusty Venture show? I wonder what has become of the lives of the actors since then.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Does anyone else remember the Rusty Venture show? I wonder what has become of the lives of the actors since then.
You’re focusing too much on the “super” and not enough on the “man”, because I have never met a single man who would pass up the chance to fly a jet with rocket fists.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You’re focusing too much on the “super” and not enough on the “man”, because I have never met a single man who would pass up the chance to fly a jet with rocket fists.
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
@thefootywithbro.bsky.social called me a cunt during the Aunty Donna live show in Toronto tonight.
10/10 no notes.
10/10 no notes.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@thefootywithbro.bsky.social called me a cunt during the Aunty Donna live show in Toronto tonight.
10/10 no notes.
10/10 no notes.
I can't promise I'll try. But I can promise I'll try to try.
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I can't promise I'll try. But I can promise I'll try to try.
Experience Toronto sports.
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Experience Toronto sports.
Do you think he's a donor for his organs, or just donates organs?
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Do you think he's a donor for his organs, or just donates organs?
It’s weird that with Panburger Partner they take the time to write “hahah pleb” on the sauce packet though.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It’s weird that with Panburger Partner they take the time to write “hahah pleb” on the sauce packet though.
What happens when the dugout runs out of sunflower seeds?
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
What happens when the dugout runs out of sunflower seeds?
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BLUE JAYS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BLUE JAYS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Reminder to journalists: if one person says it's raining and another says it's sunny, your job is not to quote them both. Your job is to go outside and report which one is lying.
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reminder to journalists: if one person says it's raining and another says it's sunny, your job is not to quote them both. Your job is to go outside and report which one is lying.
Solving personal problems with enterprise solutions since 2014
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Solving personal problems with enterprise solutions since 2014