Zach Pickens
@zepickens.bsky.social
I think they know what to do 🧨
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I think they know what to do 🧨
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
HBD to the legend
Happy Birthday Sonny Rollins who is 95 years old today! The saxophone legend’s 1957 album “Newk’s Time” featured a quartet with Wynton Kelly, Doug Watkins & Philly Joe Jones romping through an eclectic set of material. Get the Classic Vinyl Edition or listen: bluenote.lnk.to/SonnyRollins...
September 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
HBD to the legend
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There is still hope.
May 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
There is still hope.
Jiminy Cricket on this dude's shoulder screaming and hammering him with that tiny umbrella, just dying to be heard
May 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Jiminy Cricket on this dude's shoulder screaming and hammering him with that tiny umbrella, just dying to be heard
@thelouvreof.bsky.social this is still my favorite ever experience on this app
April 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
@thelouvreof.bsky.social this is still my favorite ever experience on this app
Perfect use for the shrively spuds that have barely made it through the winter in storage. Sorry to the kid that sticks their finger through the rotten one
April 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Perfect use for the shrively spuds that have barely made it through the winter in storage. Sorry to the kid that sticks their finger through the rotten one
What the Fuck, Chuck?
March 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
What the Fuck, Chuck?
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
theonion.com
February 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
Followed by the one and only Luca (sp?) Doncic WHAT AN HONOR
February 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Followed by the one and only Luca (sp?) Doncic WHAT AN HONOR
With Trump playing Whack a Mole with the law and creating a cloud of confusion, many thanks to @jamellebouie.net for the grounding.
Opinion | If All This Sounds Delusional, That’s Because It Is
All the king’s men Is back with a vengeance.
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
With Trump playing Whack a Mole with the law and creating a cloud of confusion, many thanks to @jamellebouie.net for the grounding.
2025: Fuck It, We're Wearing Running Loafers Now
January 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
2025: Fuck It, We're Wearing Running Loafers Now
Tonight so many Millenial parents gonna fall asleep trying to watch Mulholland Drive for the first time in twenty years
January 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Tonight so many Millenial parents gonna fall asleep trying to watch Mulholland Drive for the first time in twenty years
wtf was I just served
January 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
wtf was I just served
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CONSIDER ARIZONA STATE
January 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
CONSIDER ARIZONA STATE
Dry January starts on the 2nd I don't make the rules
January 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Dry January starts on the 2nd I don't make the rules
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Loved this piece. May Sonny Rollins live to 194.
58 Jazz Luminaries Assembled for This Photo. Only One Remains. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
58 Jazz Luminaries Assembled for This Photo. Only One Remains. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
December 12, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Loved this piece. May Sonny Rollins live to 194.
58 Jazz Luminaries Assembled for This Photo. Only One Remains. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
58 Jazz Luminaries Assembled for This Photo. Only One Remains. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn't have said it better
December 8, 2024 at 12:42 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn't have said it better
Maybe my favorite Onion headline
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
theonion.com/fda-recommen...
theonion.com/fda-recommen...
December 6, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Maybe my favorite Onion headline
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![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe@jpeg)
I'm sorry, I'm not calling it a skeet
December 3, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I'm sorry, I'm not calling it a skeet
