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zathoth.bsky.social
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Nekomancer, Innuendoist, The Doom that got completely lost on the way to Sarnath.
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zathoth.bsky.social @zathoth.bsky.social · May 28
"Hey excuse me, my phone is out of battery, what time is it?" you ask the stranger on the street.

"I'm a chuckster" they reply, throwing you into traffic. You die instantly as you get hit by a truck.
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The Big Meme Thread is calling me out again.
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Satsuki from Lunatic Terrapop thinking "I've got absolutely not motivation to do my job while making a funny face.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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chuck tingle tuner
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is looking very closely at a leaf with a ladybug on it. He is happily saying "Oh if only I was a little ladybug." Panel 2: Shen looking up at the sky, his hands clasped in front of him, both the background and his seemingly pearlescent eyes full of sparkles at light. He blushes and says "How whimsical life would be! How free of care!" Panel 3: Closeup on the ladybug from the side, as it thinks "If I don't eat like 50 aphids and have sex right now I'm gonna kill myself."
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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oculusimperia.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
zathoth.bsky.social
It's always 3am in R'lyeh.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Gacha is preying on you
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
zathoth.bsky.social
Extremely aromantic approved
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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alarminglybad.bsky.social
They’re paleo, at least

#comic #comicsky
Alarmingly Bad comic about the Joys of Spider Chugging
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
Good morning it’s almost time.
Trying to hold off Mariah Carey for as long as possible
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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thoughtographic.bsky.social
Ghost train
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Super Mario Galaxy contains a variety of placeholder text. The placeholder for the screen when Mario returns to the Comet Observatory is particularly humorous, appearing to explain the Spin ability while repeatedly getting interrupted. Below is a mock-up of it displayed in-game.
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A girl with poofy dark brown hair, brown skin, and yellow beads holding the hair in a "space buns" hairstyle, is looking back at you while sitting in a computer chair in front of a drawing tablet. She wears a purple sweatshirt with a yellow "stitch" pattern going down the sleeves, and has apparently drawn a golden-armored knight standing on a cliff with billowing clouds and night stars in the background. She is labeled "illustrator" and says "It took me 10 hours to draw this!" Panel 2: Shen points at her with his right hand, a manically smug expression on his face and the other hand on his hip. He is labeled "comic artist" and says "HAH!! Just ONE drawing in 10 hours??" Panel 3: Shen continues speaking, pointing at himself with his thumb. He says "I'D have to get like TWENTY drawing done in that time." Panel 4: Behind the still-smug shen is a slouched, deformed, horrible beast of a man with a drawing tablet in one hand and the other hand holding the pen, and also strapped to a plank of wood for wrist stabilization. It wears only a ragged loin cloth. The neck is long and extends far forward, and the hair is wild, going in all directions. In the darkness of the face two small eyes glint. This creature is labeled "animator"
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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hannahartwork.bsky.social
Chandelure 🕯 Pumpkaboo 🎃 Duskull 💀
Three digitally illustrated women dressed in costumes inspired by the pokemon chandelure, pumpkaboo and duskull. Chandelure's costume features ombre white to purple sleeves and dark boning over white fabric. Pumpkaboo has a voluminous orange skirt under a fitted corset with petal details. Duskull wears black leather armour under sheer grey sleeves and skirts.
October 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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1000deaddraculas.bsky.social
YOU WOULD DOWNLOAD A CAR
White and green illustration of a Y2K era computer with pop up windows of a car. It is proudly proclaiming "YOU WOULD DOWNLOAD A CAR".
October 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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plunteere.bsky.social
"Root Grafting"
October 23, 2023 at 5:15 AM
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ctrlzen.bsky.social
#HADES
#HADES2
October 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is leaning into the panel, angry, his pupils tiny, and a dark shadow around his eyes, yelling "STOP SAYING 'THIS IS YURI' ABOUT EVERYTHING." Panel 2: Shen clenches his fists, now facing directly towards the viewer, and continues to yell "NOT >>EVERYTHING<< IS YURI!!!!" Panel 3: A textbox stating "We now go live to a groundbreaking scientific discovery" Panel 4: A scientist in a lab, a light brown haired woman with a ponytail, glasses, and a labcoat, is standing in front of some microphones and cameras. She says "Yeah, so like ... atoms are girls, it turns out."
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
zathoth.bsky.social
I wish all bisexuals a happy Hades 2 1.0 release.
September 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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knadire.bsky.social
I hope this guy is native to some fantasy food world, and not Arizona where he’ll melt in the desert heat.
A cartoon illustration of an armadillo on a beige background with a pink and purple border. The armadillo has a toasted tortilla shell, and its body is of melty yellow cheese. Its eye is made of a black bean, and its body is speckled with red pepper, jalapenos, and green onion. Text underneath reads “QUESADILLO”.
September 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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terriblebandnames.bsky.social
Nancy and Sluggo would be outlawed by executive order in 2025
Nancy says to policeman "I think you're a big piece of cheese!" Policeman opens Sluggo's bindle and is surprised by a swarm of hornets Nancy dreams of throwing a snowball at a policeman's head
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM