OJ Simpson: “I’m looking for the real killer.”
OJ Simpson: “I’m looking for the real killer.”
Luckily, I've never heard my wife say that.
Luckily, I've never heard my wife say that.
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
~~George Carlin
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”
~~George Carlin