I can’t wait for the baby hairs trend to end. Enough.

My daughter will try & finesse her way out of school every day. No ma’am

I will watch Coming to America over and over again

Karen never takes accountability for shit she says or does. I’ll never stand her ass

Mia and Gordon living in the same building is meh. That whole thing is strange

Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.

why is everything cheer so damn stressful? major vip tickets sold out in 30 seconds. the odds weren’t in our favor

not me sitting here watching football film from our playoff game Friday. like who am I lol

Monday really does come back fast af

This the last social app I’m joining.

I'm telling yall now, The Other App™️ is finished.

I still can’t believe I’m about to pay $200 for my child to go to Majors