Nothing screams 'adulting' louder than proudly scheduling a mail hold weeks before your holiday travel.

Is there anything more stressful than someone waiting behind you at the car wash? I wasn’t made for this kind of pressure.

Am I the only one who can’t do anything in #screenwriting without tea or coffee?

Whenever I fly Alaska Airlines and don't end up in Alaska, it always throws me off a little.

Someone I gave feedback to on their pilot just reached out for notes on their latest feature. They said they came back because they liked my notes. Is this what success feels like? Also lucky for them I have a flight on Monday. 😂