zach of the north pole
@zachofthenorth.bsky.social
porcelain / ivory / steel, chin / tits / shoe, and unfortunately the toronto maple leafs. he/him. canadian.
my pro wrestling madness is on full display at @hitmanshades.bsky.social
Fix your heart or die.
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my pro wrestling madness is on full display at @hitmanshades.bsky.social
Fix your heart or die.
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My favorite Christmas movie is The Green Knight
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My favorite Christmas movie is The Green Knight
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How much of @theglobeandmail.com advertising is from the oil and gas industry
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
How much of @theglobeandmail.com advertising is from the oil and gas industry
Time to remove one of those pop culture blind spots
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Time to remove one of those pop culture blind spots
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ATTENTION ARTISTS OF BLUESKY!
Mystery Wrestling is going to need a whole new line up of merch in 2026 and we want to see your portfolios. If interested, please respond to this with some of your work!
Mystery Wrestling is going to need a whole new line up of merch in 2026 and we want to see your portfolios. If interested, please respond to this with some of your work!
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ATTENTION ARTISTS OF BLUESKY!
Mystery Wrestling is going to need a whole new line up of merch in 2026 and we want to see your portfolios. If interested, please respond to this with some of your work!
Mystery Wrestling is going to need a whole new line up of merch in 2026 and we want to see your portfolios. If interested, please respond to this with some of your work!
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Thanks for all the love on the "The Joker Eats Ass" post. Um, I need money to live. I could post about Gotham hole more...? Uh, lmk? Shares help. Ily, bye.
It takes about $150/wk just to keep food + shelter. My health has taken a turn for the worse, I lost my writing gig in September, I'm out of my OTC pain/CPTSD management stuff, & badly need to replace some clothing staples. Please help or share. Venmo is MirandaBrave. #mutualaid
Support Miranda Adama
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ko-fi.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Thanks for all the love on the "The Joker Eats Ass" post. Um, I need money to live. I could post about Gotham hole more...? Uh, lmk? Shares help. Ily, bye.
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We're going to tell our kids that this was Wicked.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We're going to tell our kids that this was Wicked.
Just as I finished the script for “Face Down, Elbows Up”, too. Goddammit.
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just as I finished the script for “Face Down, Elbows Up”, too. Goddammit.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Happy opening up a new bag of ground coffee day to all who celebrate!
(Me; I’m celebrating)
(Me; I’m celebrating)
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy opening up a new bag of ground coffee day to all who celebrate!
(Me; I’m celebrating)
(Me; I’m celebrating)
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*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
Right about now
Bighole
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
Right about now
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Picard engineering tip: Use the metric system.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Picard engineering tip: Use the metric system.
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Maybe I'm missing an important point, but the Ford gov's claim that "Landlords will lower rents if they can rent out more of their properties now that we've given them more power over tenants" feels like something you'd say if you'd never literally never heard of capitalism before in your life.
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Maybe I'm missing an important point, but the Ford gov's claim that "Landlords will lower rents if they can rent out more of their properties now that we've given them more power over tenants" feels like something you'd say if you'd never literally never heard of capitalism before in your life.
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The UAE has successfully used Canada to launder its image. With trade deals they ensure you won’t say anything about their human rights record or that they’re funding a genocide in Sudan 🇸🇩
During our visit last week, the UAE committed to invest $70 billion into Canada.
We’re building big things at home — and finding new partners who want to build with us.
We’re building big things at home — and finding new partners who want to build with us.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The UAE has successfully used Canada to launder its image. With trade deals they ensure you won’t say anything about their human rights record or that they’re funding a genocide in Sudan 🇸🇩
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one of the coolest shots in an incredibly cool show. The cotton-candy color of the blue sky mixed with red blood spray is gorgeous on an actual TV. Last Samurai Standing—ask for it by name
I realized the gif didn't upload properly, so here we go again.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
one of the coolest shots in an incredibly cool show. The cotton-candy color of the blue sky mixed with red blood spray is gorgeous on an actual TV. Last Samurai Standing—ask for it by name
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If you see someone asleep on the TTC and what makes you uncomfortable is seeing them trying to sleep rather than the current conditions that are causing more people to become homeless - you are simply not good at being a person and you need to work on that.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If you see someone asleep on the TTC and what makes you uncomfortable is seeing them trying to sleep rather than the current conditions that are causing more people to become homeless - you are simply not good at being a person and you need to work on that.
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tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tesla truck in the carpool lane like bitch you ain’t got no friends
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Wait, *is* Ariana Grande Latina? 😳 @electrolemon.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wait, *is* Ariana Grande Latina? 😳 @electrolemon.bsky.social
When the sandwich place around the corner has their mushroom soup as the vegan side option >>>>>>>
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When the sandwich place around the corner has their mushroom soup as the vegan side option >>>>>>>
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Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
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The quickest way to a man's heart
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The quickest way to a man's heart
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color vs colour! as it should be! every game!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
color vs colour! as it should be! every game!!
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THE NICE GUYS (2016)
I like porn that challenges me to be a better person
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
THE NICE GUYS (2016)