Yung War Crimes
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This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
They/Them
They/Them
Pulp Fiction (1994)
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Sitting on my own dick until it falls asleep so it feels like I'm jacking someone else off.
October 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Sitting on my own dick until it falls asleep so it feels like I'm jacking someone else off.
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YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm
October 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm
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i don't know how you can watch like, any movie ever made and think a computer would do a better job than even the most hack filmmaker
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i don't know how you can watch like, any movie ever made and think a computer would do a better job than even the most hack filmmaker
Pussy got me thinking about the time I tried to smuggle one of those fancy Spanish hams through airport security by sticking it under my shirt and pretending to be even fatter than I am.
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Pussy got me thinking about the time I tried to smuggle one of those fancy Spanish hams through airport security by sticking it under my shirt and pretending to be even fatter than I am.
The one piece was actually revealed during a 2010 domino's collab.
September 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The one piece was actually revealed during a 2010 domino's collab.
Walking into my local grocery store wearing a trench coat and matching hat and a domino mask and loudly declaring "I AM NOT A HORSE, PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED!" I then eat like 3 bags of apples and shit on the floor. (I was a horse the entire time)
August 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Walking into my local grocery store wearing a trench coat and matching hat and a domino mask and loudly declaring "I AM NOT A HORSE, PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED!" I then eat like 3 bags of apples and shit on the floor. (I was a horse the entire time)
Getting fisted in a yaoi must be fuvki g insane, dude. Like you're getting the equivalent mass of Like a standard cast iron pan with a not too dissimilar form factor shoved up your poop hole and just expected to survive.
August 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Getting fisted in a yaoi must be fuvki g insane, dude. Like you're getting the equivalent mass of Like a standard cast iron pan with a not too dissimilar form factor shoved up your poop hole and just expected to survive.
I wasn't planning on buying shrimp any time soon regardless but now that I know it could be radioactive I low key kinda want it.
#shrimp
#radioactiveShrimp
#RFKLooksLikeASunDamagedLeatherCouch
#shrimp
#radioactiveShrimp
#RFKLooksLikeASunDamagedLeatherCouch
August 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I wasn't planning on buying shrimp any time soon regardless but now that I know it could be radioactive I low key kinda want it.
#shrimp
#radioactiveShrimp
#RFKLooksLikeASunDamagedLeatherCouch
#shrimp
#radioactiveShrimp
#RFKLooksLikeASunDamagedLeatherCouch
"Im shitmaxxing and toiletmogging rn" I whisper to myself as I experience some of the worst diarrhea known to man.
August 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"Im shitmaxxing and toiletmogging rn" I whisper to myself as I experience some of the worst diarrhea known to man.
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We have kimchi in America, it is called coleslaw and you make it by substituting every step in kimchi preparation with mayonnaise
July 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We have kimchi in America, it is called coleslaw and you make it by substituting every step in kimchi preparation with mayonnaise
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I should make my parents watch cowboy bebop
June 29, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I should make my parents watch cowboy bebop
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Guy who's turning 25: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK
Guy who's turning 40: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK
Guy who's turning Japanese: I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so....
Guy who's turning 40: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK
Guy who's turning Japanese: I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so....
June 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Guy who's turning 25: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK
Guy who's turning 40: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK
Guy who's turning Japanese: I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so....
Guy who's turning 40: I think I've wasted my whole life, FUCK
Guy who's turning Japanese: I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so....
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
May 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly
I've been training my butthole strength. I can snap a thick carrot in half with one anal keegal
May 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I've been training my butthole strength. I can snap a thick carrot in half with one anal keegal
Relstening to aeroplane over the sea has confirmed my suspicion that Jeff Mangum is a pervert (not like that)
May 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Relstening to aeroplane over the sea has confirmed my suspicion that Jeff Mangum is a pervert (not like that)
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Chicago
Taylorville, IL
Taylorville, IL
May 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Chicago
Taylorville, IL
Taylorville, IL
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DONALD TRUMP SIR, YOU HAVE MANY DOLLARS BUT NOT MUCH #SENSE YOUR DAYS IN OFFICE ARE NUMBERED WE THE PEOPLE WILL #VOTE YOU OUT UNDER #MOMALA YEP LIKE A MIGHTY #X-WING THE #RESISTANCE IS HERE #JOHNOLIVER4PREZ2028
May 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
DONALD TRUMP SIR, YOU HAVE MANY DOLLARS BUT NOT MUCH #SENSE YOUR DAYS IN OFFICE ARE NUMBERED WE THE PEOPLE WILL #VOTE YOU OUT UNDER #MOMALA YEP LIKE A MIGHTY #X-WING THE #RESISTANCE IS HERE #JOHNOLIVER4PREZ2028
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when the gummy candy got a little marshmallow ass…….that shit drive daddy loco
May 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
when the gummy candy got a little marshmallow ass…….that shit drive daddy loco
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holy shit yes!!
May 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
holy shit yes!!
Donald Trump clearly has dementia. He talks like predictive text.
May 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Donald Trump clearly has dementia. He talks like predictive text.