mackenzie
yuck.bsky.social
mackenzie
@yuck.bsky.social
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when i was 13 i went to a birthday party and conveniently brought a copy of the movie scarface with me and when all the girls were like, “what should we do next” i said, “funny you should ask” and that’s how i stopped getting invited to birthday parties
my favorite part of seeing paul mccartney last night was sitting on the bus next to two guys (20s) discussing the "political implications of 'back in the USSR' while holding a kafka book like bro did you bring a franz kafka book to a show where an 83 year old man is on stage in a stadium
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
interesting the national guard are leaving the chicagoland area on the cusp of cold season.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
nightmare interior design blunt rotation
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
a winter storm on the 50th anniversary of the edmund fitzgerald? canon
"...when the gales of november came early"
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
covid/flu shot to close to the sun and i'm dying now
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
why do men, particular ones that wear dress shirts everywhere they go with the sleeves cuffed a little to expose their apple watch, crack their knuckles ALL THE TIME?
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i finally got a happy ghast in my minecraft game. watched him hyrdate. immediately accidentally killed the lil baby guy. my bf witnessed me going from the highest high to the lowest low in MINUTES
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
dick cheney dying is the best part, maybe only good part, of 2025 :)
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
never forget when i named my stuffed dog after the dog from 101 dalmations, "Perdita," and my grandmother laughed so much she had to leave the room because it's so similar to the word for "fart" in macedonian
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
sorry if you brag about how many countries you've been to when talking about your partner (and nothing else) i don't believe you're in love, you just travel well together and are rich
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
ai could never write this journal entry by 14 year old me
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
we had a milk man in my local neighborhood where i grew up and i thought in order to have milk you needed to buy it from the milk man. i was shocked when my dad brought home a plastic jug from "the store"
October 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
maybe sports betting is a little out of control ....
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
you can tell when your coworkers or boss starts using AI. it really does read like a robot.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
a little reminder: there were more people at the capital on jan 6 than there are in broadview at any given time
October 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
just saw an ad on a little library lol
October 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
best version of mother sang by sinead o'connor, including the band backing her, especially garth on the accordion. and maybe i'm biased cause the band is one of my favorite bands but!! it's so good! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6rN...
Sinéad O'Connor e Roger Waters - "Mother"
YouTube video by Bloco do Pink Floyd
www.youtube.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
at least we got the lions :)
September 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i move in 2 days and i'm pretty emotional about it. i feel like i grew into my true self in this apartment. i said goodbye to my cat here. i remember crying and holding my dog begging him to be "my best boy" and he did. this home gave me my independence back. i will miss it, but i move on happy.
September 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
people afraid of free speech causing violence should try not speaking at all
September 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
yeah love is a nice benefit to relationships but my fav benefit is making him not order the same thing at restaurants so i get to try two things instead of just one
September 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"keep politics out of sports" ... "except when an influencer i like dies"
September 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
tiny desk concert has gotten out of control
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i love the west side. garfield park will always and forever have a special place in my heart. i've been here for 3ish years. i move to the north side in a week and will really miss this place and would absolutely move back. i get to live with my partner now, closer to my family, but forever love GP.
September 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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okay look he was a type of youtuber maybe dial it back
September 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM