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Antifa commie scum 😋
"I should be drinking water but I'm gonna have Pepsi instead as a treat" -me, every day
February 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"I should be drinking water but I'm gonna have Pepsi instead as a treat" -me, every day
My oracle card of the day said "that thing you've been anticipating and preparing for is about to happen" and as a person with anxiety related to the unknown I have about 15 things I'm preparing for, and like 7 of them are bad #oracle #divination
February 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My oracle card of the day said "that thing you've been anticipating and preparing for is about to happen" and as a person with anxiety related to the unknown I have about 15 things I'm preparing for, and like 7 of them are bad #oracle #divination
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
All the "omg I hope the astroid hits us" people were the "omg nature is healing" people during covid lockdown and now we have to talk about ecofascism again #asteroid
February 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
All the "omg I hope the astroid hits us" people were the "omg nature is healing" people during covid lockdown and now we have to talk about ecofascism again #asteroid
It is currently below freezing with a giant gap in temperature and wind chill in portland and my radiator does not work and my window won't close all the way and we're expecting ice overnight rip me
February 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
It is currently below freezing with a giant gap in temperature and wind chill in portland and my radiator does not work and my window won't close all the way and we're expecting ice overnight rip me
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White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.
February 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.
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personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh
February 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh
TIL that St Valentine is the patron saint of epilepsy bc he "healed" several people of their seizures. At the time it was called "falling syndrome" so that's probably why people associate him with "falling in love" (idk for sure just speculation) #valentinesday
February 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
TIL that St Valentine is the patron saint of epilepsy bc he "healed" several people of their seizures. At the time it was called "falling syndrome" so that's probably why people associate him with "falling in love" (idk for sure just speculation) #valentinesday
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70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
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Jane Eyre
Jane Watir
Jane Erthe
Jane Fyre
Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye...
Until the Fyre Janes attackid.
Jane Watir
Jane Erthe
Jane Fyre
Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye...
Until the Fyre Janes attackid.
February 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Jane Eyre
Jane Watir
Jane Erthe
Jane Fyre
Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye...
Until the Fyre Janes attackid.
Jane Watir
Jane Erthe
Jane Fyre
Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye...
Until the Fyre Janes attackid.
That's the number of humans on earth (almost)
🏆| "The Tortured Poets Department" by Taylor Swift surpassed 7 BILLION Spotify Streams!
February 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
That's the number of humans on earth (almost)
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "I didn't opt in to be your odd man out, I founded the club she's heard great things about"
February 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "I didn't opt in to be your odd man out, I founded the club she's heard great things about"
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "Gray and blue and fights and tunnels handcuffed to the spell I was under for just one hour of su sunshine"
February 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "Gray and blue and fights and tunnels handcuffed to the spell I was under for just one hour of su sunshine"
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "he's got my past frozen behind glass, but I've got me" #taylorswift #ts #taylorswiftlyric #tslyric
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "he's got my past frozen behind glass, but I've got me" #taylorswift #ts #taylorswiftlyric #tslyric
It's not enough to touch grass I want a salt box house on the coast to take my mind off the city
February 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's not enough to touch grass I want a salt box house on the coast to take my mind off the city
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Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
What is posting on here even called? Flapping? Fluttering?
February 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What is posting on here even called? Flapping? Fluttering?
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Do radio telescopes need to be painted white?
Can't we paint big smiley faces on them so when you look to the horizon you see a distant :)
Can't we paint big smiley faces on them so when you look to the horizon you see a distant :)
February 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Do radio telescopes need to be painted white?
Can't we paint big smiley faces on them so when you look to the horizon you see a distant :)
Can't we paint big smiley faces on them so when you look to the horizon you see a distant :)
10 little monkeys jumping on the bed, 1 fell of and bumped his head, went to the doctor and the doctor said "that'll be $10,000"
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
10 little monkeys jumping on the bed, 1 fell of and bumped his head, went to the doctor and the doctor said "that'll be $10,000"
Someone: you should probably drink some water it's been like-
Me:
Me:
a cat standing next to a row of coca cola bottles on the floor
ALT: a cat standing next to a row of coca cola bottles on the floor
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Someone: you should probably drink some water it's been like-
Me:
Me:
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
Except they don't actually know that she was a gift from France and if someone told them, they wouldn't believe.
February 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Except they don't actually know that she was a gift from France and if someone told them, they wouldn't believe.
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Happy:
Black history
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Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
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Black history
Black present
Black future
Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
...month🖤
February 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Happy:
Black history
Black present
Black future
Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
...month🖤
Black history
Black present
Black future
Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
...month🖤
I think it says something about me that the page in my bullet journal for my plans for the week is a whole page, while my section for what I accomplished in the week is only half a page
February 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think it says something about me that the page in my bullet journal for my plans for the week is a whole page, while my section for what I accomplished in the week is only half a page