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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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csmfht.bsky.social
Can anyone top this Halloween costume in 2025?
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
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Darth Vader in Ukrainian politics - Wikipedia
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October 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More - Consumer Reports
AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.
www.consumerreports.org
October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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elderman.bsky.social
This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Sometimes when you're walking a dog and carrying a bag of their shit you think "if someone accosted me, I could throw this shit at them in self defense" and then you think "if I did that, I'd also probably instinctively shout HADOUKEN."
August 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Your state DMV probably won't text you about unpaid fees — but scammers will.
Americans are warned as latest DMV phishing scam targets phones
Your state DMV probably won't text you about unpaid fees — but scammers will.
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June 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
@jessie.bsky.social
Someone announces: "We've done it! We've achieved world peace and every single person on earth is happy!" Everyone cheers. "One other quick announcement. The owner of the Hello Kitty IP recently stated that Hello Kitty is not actually a cat. She's a human girl who simply *looks* like a cat." The crowd is consumed with madness and murder. Fires burn, blood rains from the sky.
April 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
please read to the end of the paragraph
The Pick Operating System, also known as the Pick System or simply Pick,[1] is a demand-paged, multi-user, virtual memory, time-sharing computer operating system based around a MultiValue database. Pick is used primarily for business data processing. It is named after one of its developers, Dick Pick
February 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips -The Onion
December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid -The Onion
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive
December 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Secret Panel HERE 🐨 tapas.io/episode/1717228
December 11, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked -The Onion
December 5, 2024 at 9:50 PM
November 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
CEO of FTX posted this before surrendering for a 7.5 year prison term
Linkedin new job post but it says "a new position as Inmate at FCI Cumberland"
October 11, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman sees Trent Reznor at concert singing "I want to fuck you like an animal." The woman, later in a hotel room smacks the side of her face and says "wow I can't believe I'm hooking up with Trent Reznor." She hears Trent's voice come from an open door. He says "okay, I'm ready..." He is dressed up like the muppet Animal, with drumsticks and a chain, but he is still wearing a black mesh shirt. The woman says "oh, that's what you meant."
September 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Notable achievement in being a hater. www.theartnewspaper.com/2024/08/27/s...
TO THOSE WHO FIND THIS NOTE IF YOU HAVE FOUND THIS NOTE YOU MUST BE ENGAGED IN DEMOLISHING ONE OF THE FALSE COLUMNS THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN THE FOYER OF THE SAINSBURY WING OF THE NATIONAL GALLERY. I BELIEVE THAT THE FALSE COLUMNS ARE A MISTAKE OF THE ARCHITECT AND THAT WE WOULD LIVE 10 REGRET OUR ACCEPTING THIS DETAIL OF HIS DESIGN. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ONE OF THE DONORS OF THIS BUILDING IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED THAT YOUR GENERATION HAS DECIDED TO DISPENSE WITH THE UNNECESSARY COLUMNS.
August 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Hey, science fiction writers. A request to make.

Normally it's unethical to discuss a story we didn't buy. But years later, there's a "one that got away" I still think about, and I REALLY want to know who wrote it.

Did YOU write about space snails taking over the anglican church?

(Read on...)
August 15, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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July 16, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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A fan that doesn’t oscillate is essentially the same thing as a selfish lover. Blow the entire room or don’t waste my time!
June 27, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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damn this quote about london from the 1200s makes it sound so epic????
image contains text that reads: You will come to London. Behold, I warn you, whatever of evil or of perversity there is in any, whatever in all parts of the world, you will find in that city alone. Go not to the dances of panders, nor mix yourself up with the herds of the stews; avoid the talus and the dice, the theatre and the tavern. You will find more braggadocios there than in all France, while the number of flatterers is infinite. Stage players, buffoons, those that have no hair on their bodies, Garamantes, pickthanks, catamites, effeminate sodomites, lewd musical girls, druggists, lustful persons, fortunetellers, extortioners, nightly strollers, magicians, mimics, common beggars, tatterdemalions,—this whole crew has filled every house. So if you do not wish to live with the shameful, you will not dwell in London.
June 8, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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seamas.bsky.social
When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.
May 17, 2024 at 9:01 AM