a very
@youngchoulin.bsky.social
my wallet is the one that says "dumb motherfucker" on it
Pinned
a very
@youngchoulin.bsky.social
· Nov 8
if my son Ed came home with two friends named Edd and Eddy id pull him aside and say "do you realize how fucked up this is?"
Reposted by a very
and i’m like why they say fuck me fo ?
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
and i’m like why they say fuck me fo ?
drained a healthy amount of my savings account on $5 MONOPOLY SECRET VAULT WIN UP TO $1,000,000! lottery scratch-off tickets.
July 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
drained a healthy amount of my savings account on $5 MONOPOLY SECRET VAULT WIN UP TO $1,000,000! lottery scratch-off tickets.
Reposted by a very
the apple logo be like
July 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
the apple logo be like
Mufasa is a boring movie that I have already forgotten everything about. I havent seen Moonlight yet and now when I finally do I'll only be thinking about how boring Mufasa was.
January 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Mufasa is a boring movie that I have already forgotten everything about. I havent seen Moonlight yet and now when I finally do I'll only be thinking about how boring Mufasa was.
(john lennon voice) imagine theres no pussy
December 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
(john lennon voice) imagine theres no pussy
getting into screenwriting
December 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
getting into screenwriting
whenever my dad pisses me off i chew on this $5 bill
December 8, 2024 at 3:53 PM
whenever my dad pisses me off i chew on this $5 bill
my leg is dead asleep rn and it hurts in the way that feels lowkey good
December 3, 2024 at 6:18 PM
my leg is dead asleep rn and it hurts in the way that feels lowkey good
im the shit, the rest of yall just the fart
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
im the shit, the rest of yall just the fart
just got word from fauci, covid-25 should be rolling out soon #TopSecret #TheDoctorIsIn #AnAppleADayChallenge
December 1, 2024 at 8:18 PM
just got word from fauci, covid-25 should be rolling out soon #TopSecret #TheDoctorIsIn #AnAppleADayChallenge
i have a lot of bad habits but the only one i actively despise is setting my alarm for early in the morning only to turn it off and sleep in whenever it buzzes. help me fight these demons.
December 1, 2024 at 3:40 PM
i have a lot of bad habits but the only one i actively despise is setting my alarm for early in the morning only to turn it off and sleep in whenever it buzzes. help me fight these demons.
met the rizzler once at los alamitos. he had just gotten into a brawl. clothes soaked in the blood of his own and others; sneakers, white as an angels teeth.
December 1, 2024 at 3:36 PM
met the rizzler once at los alamitos. he had just gotten into a brawl. clothes soaked in the blood of his own and others; sneakers, white as an angels teeth.
woke up today like. gosh. what a nice day!
December 1, 2024 at 3:28 PM
woke up today like. gosh. what a nice day!
almost every day i think about this Bukowski poem
December 1, 2024 at 3:17 PM
almost every day i think about this Bukowski poem
meeting spongebob irl and telling him tips on how to be a player
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 PM
meeting spongebob irl and telling him tips on how to be a player
hit the gym then immediately went to work after, i imagine this is how John McCain felt in those pow camps
November 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
hit the gym then immediately went to work after, i imagine this is how John McCain felt in those pow camps
i could have my poopy on, i could have use a loo to pee and fart
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
i could have my poopy on, i could have use a loo to pee and fart
Reposted by a very
my gay ass thought this was a penis
April 12, 2024 at 7:18 AM
my gay ass thought this was a penis
using ai to write a eulogy for my grandfathers funeral
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
using ai to write a eulogy for my grandfathers funeral
investing & portfolio tips that YOU need to know
November 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
investing & portfolio tips that YOU need to know
if i was in Honey I Shrunk The Kids id fall into a jar of Mt. Olives and be like "haha, looks like ive gotten myself into a pickle!" before painfully drowning to death in the acidic brine.
November 8, 2024 at 5:47 PM
if i was in Honey I Shrunk The Kids id fall into a jar of Mt. Olives and be like "haha, looks like ive gotten myself into a pickle!" before painfully drowning to death in the acidic brine.
getting a cat and a dog named "Kamala Harris" and "Donald Trump" respectively
November 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
getting a cat and a dog named "Kamala Harris" and "Donald Trump" respectively
if my son Ed came home with two friends named Edd and Eddy id pull him aside and say "do you realize how fucked up this is?"
November 8, 2024 at 3:28 PM
if my son Ed came home with two friends named Edd and Eddy id pull him aside and say "do you realize how fucked up this is?"
I had a dream where I ran into a couple of friends I used to have in high school and they both looked like this
November 8, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I had a dream where I ran into a couple of friends I used to have in high school and they both looked like this