Melissa
@youcancallmemel.bsky.social
maker of things 👩🏻🍳 🍽️ 🧶 ✂️ 🪡 🧵
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Vin Scully once told a story about me ⚾️
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Vin Scully once told a story about me ⚾️
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The inconvenience of the Kavanaugh Stop, "inconvenience" functioning as a paraphrase of "the total negation of your rights as an American." If this ever ends, I will be eager to remind people that there were multiple Nuremberg Trials, including one of the judges who perverted the law for the regime.
There are so many holes in DHS’s story it’s nuts. They say this woman was driving her boyfriend’s car, who they claim is undocumented.
ICE pulls her over, see she’s alone, know they are looking for a man, and still handcuff her while she screams “I am a US citizen,”.
Why is ICE harassing women?
ICE pulls her over, see she’s alone, know they are looking for a man, and still handcuff her while she screams “I am a US citizen,”.
Why is ICE harassing women?
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The inconvenience of the Kavanaugh Stop, "inconvenience" functioning as a paraphrase of "the total negation of your rights as an American." If this ever ends, I will be eager to remind people that there were multiple Nuremberg Trials, including one of the judges who perverted the law for the regime.
soup season 👩🏻🍳
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
soup season 👩🏻🍳
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
unpacking my books before I find shelving seemed like a solid idea but now I just have anxiety idk 📚
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
unpacking my books before I find shelving seemed like a solid idea but now I just have anxiety idk 📚
note to self:
next time you decide to make applesauce at 5am, don’t measure your lemon juice into a mug and then set it next to your coffee cup
next time you decide to make applesauce at 5am, don’t measure your lemon juice into a mug and then set it next to your coffee cup
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
note to self:
next time you decide to make applesauce at 5am, don’t measure your lemon juice into a mug and then set it next to your coffee cup
next time you decide to make applesauce at 5am, don’t measure your lemon juice into a mug and then set it next to your coffee cup
you had one job, espn app
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
you had one job, espn app
late night shnack 👩🏻🍳
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
late night shnack 👩🏻🍳
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It just feels like everything is being flattened. Rape, genocide, wildfires, etc etc is all just fodder for internet discourse rather than turning points that lead to… something, anything better or different.
It’s so true. It’s actually horrifying to see the memes and jokes about this.
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It just feels like everything is being flattened. Rape, genocide, wildfires, etc etc is all just fodder for internet discourse rather than turning points that lead to… something, anything better or different.
Proud of myself for finishing an actual in my hands book in under a week for the first time in years.
Celebrated by spending two hours online watching people make sourdough bread.
Life’s about balance, baby.
Celebrated by spending two hours online watching people make sourdough bread.
Life’s about balance, baby.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Proud of myself for finishing an actual in my hands book in under a week for the first time in years.
Celebrated by spending two hours online watching people make sourdough bread.
Life’s about balance, baby.
Celebrated by spending two hours online watching people make sourdough bread.
Life’s about balance, baby.
In case I needed a sign that less screen time and more book time is vital - I just tried to pinch & spread this plate to see what the heck’s going on with Lou’s shiny shirt 🙈
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
In case I needed a sign that less screen time and more book time is vital - I just tried to pinch & spread this plate to see what the heck’s going on with Lou’s shiny shirt 🙈
apparently I’m paying too much attention to Eleanor
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
apparently I’m paying too much attention to Eleanor
Reading Eleanor Gehrig recall becoming a ‘drop-in’ student, wandering into university classes and trying to get lost in the crowds. Is that still a thing? I am smoll and feel like I could be very good at this very intriguing shenanigan.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reading Eleanor Gehrig recall becoming a ‘drop-in’ student, wandering into university classes and trying to get lost in the crowds. Is that still a thing? I am smoll and feel like I could be very good at this very intriguing shenanigan.
Got stuck behind a truck with a huge trump 2028 sticker in the window on my way to drop off at the food bank and I just want to scream.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Got stuck behind a truck with a huge trump 2028 sticker in the window on my way to drop off at the food bank and I just want to scream.
idiot
don’t know what circus tomorrow will bring but tonight I feel powerful instead of powerless for the first time in months and I’m gonna sit with that for a hot minute and enjoy it
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
idiot
day no. 6,825 of eating my feelings 👩🏻🍳 🥧
salted honey no-bake peanut butter pie version
salted honey no-bake peanut butter pie version
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
day no. 6,825 of eating my feelings 👩🏻🍳 🥧
salted honey no-bake peanut butter pie version
salted honey no-bake peanut butter pie version
made chicken katsu curry for the first time
need practice but not too shabby for a first attempt
need practice but not too shabby for a first attempt
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
made chicken katsu curry for the first time
need practice but not too shabby for a first attempt
need practice but not too shabby for a first attempt
I’m sorry @ahandleforian.bsky.social but this calls for a national FIFA boycott I don’t make the rules
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m sorry @ahandleforian.bsky.social but this calls for a national FIFA boycott I don’t make the rules
glad I looked up from my book
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
glad I looked up from my book
don’t know what circus tomorrow will bring but tonight I feel powerful instead of powerless for the first time in months and I’m gonna sit with that for a hot minute and enjoy it
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
don’t know what circus tomorrow will bring but tonight I feel powerful instead of powerless for the first time in months and I’m gonna sit with that for a hot minute and enjoy it
autumn yard work 🍁🧡
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
autumn yard work 🍁🧡
Used PangoBooks for the first time. Pleased. Tonight’s plans solidified 🙌🏻 Thanks for the recommendation, @stevengoldman.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Used PangoBooks for the first time. Pleased. Tonight’s plans solidified 🙌🏻 Thanks for the recommendation, @stevengoldman.bsky.social
did some smoking overnight - it’s a beaut
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
did some smoking overnight - it’s a beaut
If I recall correctly, this loses its color as it cooks. Uncooked though, that purple cauliflower sure is a joy to look at.
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If I recall correctly, this loses its color as it cooks. Uncooked though, that purple cauliflower sure is a joy to look at.
Have always loved a pbj sandwich but it hits different when the jam is homemade. 🤤
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Have always loved a pbj sandwich but it hits different when the jam is homemade. 🤤
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...