Constipated! In My Hometown
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Constipated! In My Hometown
I’m doing research on nougat.
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m doing research on nougat.
On a teams call with my video off and these people don’t even know I’m doing the percolator rn
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
On a teams call with my video off and these people don’t even know I’m doing the percolator rn
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I wrote lollipop for lil wayne
September 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I wrote lollipop for lil wayne
Shay Harmon brings magic to my life‼️
November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Shay Harmon brings magic to my life‼️
I swear to god this bitch did not just shit and fart all up in this bathroom and then leave without washing her hands…… Edward Poopyhands
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I swear to god this bitch did not just shit and fart all up in this bathroom and then leave without washing her hands…… Edward Poopyhands
The first question I’m gonna ask god someday when I die and go to heaven is if my dad ever really loved me. The second question is why the mouthwash container is always sticky
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The first question I’m gonna ask god someday when I die and go to heaven is if my dad ever really loved me. The second question is why the mouthwash container is always sticky
“I’m getting you a bib for your birthday. So you can eat however you want.” -Connor, out of literally nowhere
October 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“I’m getting you a bib for your birthday. So you can eat however you want.” -Connor, out of literally nowhere
If you like Tigers Jaw, Blondeshell, or The Beths: you’ve gotta check out Raue
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If you like Tigers Jaw, Blondeshell, or The Beths: you’ve gotta check out Raue
I’m doing research on how to commit a prank call.
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m doing research on how to commit a prank call.
How it feels to go back to work after visiting some of your favorite people
a person is digging a hole in the ground to rescue a dog from a hole in the ground .
ALT: a person is digging a hole in the ground to rescue a dog from a hole in the ground .
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October 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How it feels to go back to work after visiting some of your favorite people
Omg it was “MESSIAH”
I saw “ONION” as a license plate yesterday. There was another good one later in the night but I can’t remember what it was. Just keeping you all in the loop
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Omg it was “MESSIAH”
I saw “ONION” as a license plate yesterday. There was another good one later in the night but I can’t remember what it was. Just keeping you all in the loop
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I saw “ONION” as a license plate yesterday. There was another good one later in the night but I can’t remember what it was. Just keeping you all in the loop
I’m drunk as fuck checking my email
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m drunk as fuck checking my email
THERE ARE FUCKIN STARS OUT HERE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
October 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
THERE ARE FUCKIN STARS OUT HERE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
“I don’t know why Heath Ledger’s Joker is any more acclaimed than Jim Carrey’s Grinch.” -Connor, out of nowhere
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“I don’t know why Heath Ledger’s Joker is any more acclaimed than Jim Carrey’s Grinch.” -Connor, out of nowhere
Graduating to every other week for therapy instead of weekly
a tiktok video of an airplane taking off from an airport tarmac
ALT: a tiktok video of an airplane taking off from an airport tarmac
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October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Graduating to every other week for therapy instead of weekly
(Pisses my pants) Compliments to the chef
October 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
(Pisses my pants) Compliments to the chef
Also here are cute ones of Connor and I
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Also here are cute ones of Connor and I
Last week I officiated @loganbaals.bsky.social wedding and then we grabbed the fuck out of each other’s heads
October 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Last week I officiated @loganbaals.bsky.social wedding and then we grabbed the fuck out of each other’s heads
I went fishing over the weekend and now there’s a bag of bloody trout filets in the fridge that I’m scared to deal with
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I went fishing over the weekend and now there’s a bag of bloody trout filets in the fridge that I’m scared to deal with
Hammered! watching The Thing
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Hammered! watching The Thing
Idk why this picture makes me emotional
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Idk why this picture makes me emotional
I drank the beer of insatiable noodle craving
October 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I drank the beer of insatiable noodle craving