Yosemite Sam Darnold
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If god wanted you to play quarterback you’d be drafted by someone who worked for Mike Shanahan
Is it possible 80% of the population has been experiencing mass psychosis since 2007, sure, I guess. But there’s probably a better way to evaluate why nobody, from the poor to the upper middle class feels like they’re experiencing this prosperity.
people can buy more stuff today than ever before, more or less. compared to more than 3-4 years ago and it’s not even close. we are vastly wealthier on average now than even within near living memory
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is it possible 80% of the population has been experiencing mass psychosis since 2007, sure, I guess. But there’s probably a better way to evaluate why nobody, from the poor to the upper middle class feels like they’re experiencing this prosperity.
Thank fucking Christ I don’t have to watch playoff Iowa
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thank fucking Christ I don’t have to watch playoff Iowa
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our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
May 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
The coolest thing about becoming woke left wing president would be all of these guys begging to talk to you and then getting to send them out of office “automated” responses every day.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The coolest thing about becoming woke left wing president would be all of these guys begging to talk to you and then getting to send them out of office “automated” responses every day.
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These are crimes against humanity. None of us is capable of truly internalizing suffering at this scale. Elon Musk and many other members of the Trump Administration should be put on trial at The Hague.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
These are crimes against humanity. None of us is capable of truly internalizing suffering at this scale. Elon Musk and many other members of the Trump Administration should be put on trial at The Hague.
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Jodys, start your engines
⚠️ Hegseth warned Iraq of imminent US military operations in the region and cautioned against interference by Iraqi factions, according to televised remarks by the Iraqi defense minister.
The exact nature and location of the upcoming US military ops is not clear.
english.aawsat.com/arab-world/5...
The exact nature and location of the upcoming US military ops is not clear.
english.aawsat.com/arab-world/5...
US Warns Baghdad Against Armed Faction Interference in Planned Operations
Just two days after a US message reassured Baghdad about the future of bilateral relations, the Iraqi government appears to have received its sternest warning yet from the White House regarding armed ...
english.aawsat.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jodys, start your engines
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Real binds but not protects hours
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Real binds but not protects hours
God is dead, oil and tech money killed Him
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
God is dead, oil and tech money killed Him
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underrated aspect of the whole "we must chase polls" discussion is that such people, almost by definition, will be cringing and timid
The selection of Garland as AG and his failure to act was about ten bajillion times more consequential than any campaign strategy decision
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
underrated aspect of the whole "we must chase polls" discussion is that such people, almost by definition, will be cringing and timid
Officers coup, officers coup, OFFICERS COUP!
They're taking the BAH money to make payroll.
That's going to bite them in the ass.
That's going to bite them in the ass.
October 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Officers coup, officers coup, OFFICERS COUP!
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Equally horrifying: Democratic leadership (as illustrated by this Semafor piece) lets the right shape what they believe Dems stand for. Dems, in an effort to tack to center, have totally avoided trans issue and now they’re alleging the problem is too much talking about trans issues!
U.S. journalism and punditry completely ignores the fact that the U.S. electorate belief system --including their belief of what Democrats stand for -- is shaped predominately by a massive right wing propaganda network across AM radio, broadcast TV, cable news, and the internet.
Left-wing ideas have wrecked Democrats’ brand, new report warns
The center-left group Welcome relied on polling of hundreds of thousands of voters over six months for its findings, shared first with Semafor.
www.semafor.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Equally horrifying: Democratic leadership (as illustrated by this Semafor piece) lets the right shape what they believe Dems stand for. Dems, in an effort to tack to center, have totally avoided trans issue and now they’re alleging the problem is too much talking about trans issues!
So, the Dodgers are just replaying the 2018 playoffs again. Interesting.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
So, the Dodgers are just replaying the 2018 playoffs again. Interesting.
I’m sorry, but it’s unethical baseball to intentionally walk a guy three times in a row
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I’m sorry, but it’s unethical baseball to intentionally walk a guy three times in a row
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🚨BIG changes happening -- ICE leadership is being purged tonight. The old guard, which prioritized targeted enforcement operations aimed at people with criminal records, is being replaced with Border Patrol and Gregory Bovino's "Midway Blitz" style.
Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🚨BIG changes happening -- ICE leadership is being purged tonight. The old guard, which prioritized targeted enforcement operations aimed at people with criminal records, is being replaced with Border Patrol and Gregory Bovino's "Midway Blitz" style.
Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
Think things are bad now? It'll get worse.
Leafs winning The Cup
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Leafs winning The Cup
So goddamn true
when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So goddamn true
My Heisman front runners
October 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My Heisman front runners
These are the details Kojima notices that make him a genius
The United States is so weird. like what do you mean a beret-wearing militia man with a beret tan line is running to be mayor of New York City
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
These are the details Kojima notices that make him a genius
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finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
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Ben Gvir personally oversaw the torture of Greta Thunberg, as reported by Aftonbladet.
www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”
– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar
www.aftonbladet.se
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ben Gvir personally oversaw the torture of Greta Thunberg, as reported by Aftonbladet.
www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
Dodgers have officially stolen the Chief’s bullshit win mojo
Bringing in Treinen here is a good example of why Roberts has won only two World Series with the Dodgers insane payroll
October 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dodgers have officially stolen the Chief’s bullshit win mojo
Bringing in Treinen here is a good example of why Roberts has won only two World Series with the Dodgers insane payroll
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bringing in Treinen here is a good example of why Roberts has won only two World Series with the Dodgers insane payroll
I hope Kirby gives these refs a very nice swag bag
October 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I hope Kirby gives these refs a very nice swag bag
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here's the problem: they're going up like crazy EVERYWHERE. on a private, non-union payroll? be prepared for material changes in your employer-procured plans as well this next open enrollment cycle
“I don’t think, in health policy history, we’ve [ever] seen as big a projected increase in health insurance premiums.”
As the federal government enters the ninth day of its shutdown, soaring health care costs, the crux of the shutdown fight, are looking increasingly likely.
As the federal government enters the ninth day of its shutdown, soaring health care costs, the crux of the shutdown fight, are looking increasingly likely.
Brace for the largest-ever spike in health insurance premiums
The GOP's backdoor plan to gut Obamacare: Kill the tax credits.
www.motherjones.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
here's the problem: they're going up like crazy EVERYWHERE. on a private, non-union payroll? be prepared for material changes in your employer-procured plans as well this next open enrollment cycle