Matt Jones
@yosemitesamurai.bsky.social
Has anyone asked John Roberts whether raping children could potentially be an "official duty" of a former/current/future President? I mean, maybe he'll just say Trump can do (and always have done, and always can do) whatever he wants, so what's in the Epstein files won't matter... #NoKings
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Has anyone asked John Roberts whether raping children could potentially be an "official duty" of a former/current/future President? I mean, maybe he'll just say Trump can do (and always have done, and always can do) whatever he wants, so what's in the Epstein files won't matter... #NoKings
Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein" is amazing! As someone who has actually read the book, I can honestly say that he gets it right!
Whoever gave it a negative review was probably upset he didn't have green skin and bolts coming out of his neck...
Whoever gave it a negative review was probably upset he didn't have green skin and bolts coming out of his neck...
Frankenstein (2025) ⭐ 7.6 | Drama, Fantasy, Horror
2h 29m | R
www.imdb.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein" is amazing! As someone who has actually read the book, I can honestly say that he gets it right!
Whoever gave it a negative review was probably upset he didn't have green skin and bolts coming out of his neck...
Whoever gave it a negative review was probably upset he didn't have green skin and bolts coming out of his neck...
My whole life the GOP has won back power by liberals and progressives blaming Democrats for not fixing the problems created by Republicans fast enough and/or completely.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My whole life the GOP has won back power by liberals and progressives blaming Democrats for not fixing the problems created by Republicans fast enough and/or completely.
To everyone who didn't vote for Hillary: This is on you!
Just so everyone is clear: the President of the United States went to the Supreme Court to deprive millions of poor Americans of getting food assistance, including children of working parents.
apnews.com/article/snap...
apnews.com/article/snap...
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
To everyone who didn't vote for Hillary: This is on you!
Reposted by Matt Jones
In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
If Biden had done this, it would have been the top story for a week. Republicans would have been calling for his resignation and Democrats would have been asked whether they still support him...
This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If Biden had done this, it would have been the top story for a week. Republicans would have been calling for his resignation and Democrats would have been asked whether they still support him...
Reposted by Matt Jones
Who remembers this news story?
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Who remembers this news story?
When the Democrats retake Congress next year with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate:
1) Impeach and remove Vance
2) Refuse to confirm a new VP
3) Impeach and remove Trump
4) President AOC
1) Impeach and remove Vance
2) Refuse to confirm a new VP
3) Impeach and remove Trump
4) President AOC
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When the Democrats retake Congress next year with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate:
1) Impeach and remove Vance
2) Refuse to confirm a new VP
3) Impeach and remove Trump
4) President AOC
1) Impeach and remove Vance
2) Refuse to confirm a new VP
3) Impeach and remove Trump
4) President AOC
Mayor-elect Mamdani's victory speech was amazing! I wish him all the success in the world...because the world needs him to be successful!
Also, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the new mayor of the NYC was born during my freshman year in college...and that's okay. #Mamdani
Also, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the new mayor of the NYC was born during my freshman year in college...and that's okay. #Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Mayor-elect Mamdani's victory speech was amazing! I wish him all the success in the world...because the world needs him to be successful!
Also, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the new mayor of the NYC was born during my freshman year in college...and that's okay. #Mamdani
Also, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that the new mayor of the NYC was born during my freshman year in college...and that's okay. #Mamdani
Whenever there's an opportunity to just be a good man, Joe never disappoints...
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Whenever there's an opportunity to just be a good man, Joe never disappoints...
Friendly reminder that Dick Cheney was a firm believer in the "If the [Republican] President does it, it's not illegal" concept. He said as much as a US Rep. He would have LOVED it had the SCOTUS made Reagan or the Bushes truly above the law, so let's not pretend he's okay just because he's dead...
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Friendly reminder that Dick Cheney was a firm believer in the "If the [Republican] President does it, it's not illegal" concept. He said as much as a US Rep. He would have LOVED it had the SCOTUS made Reagan or the Bushes truly above the law, so let's not pretend he's okay just because he's dead...
Hey, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social! Instead of spending the money paying overtime to cops, why not spend it feeding people?
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social! Instead of spending the money paying overtime to cops, why not spend it feeding people?
I sometimes wonder whether John Cougar Mellencamp is still hayseed enough to say, "Look who's in the big town."
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I sometimes wonder whether John Cougar Mellencamp is still hayseed enough to say, "Look who's in the big town."
Reposted by Matt Jones
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
I love this podcast!
[Freakonomics Radio] 651. The Ultimate Dance Partner #freakonomicsRadio
podcastaddict.com/freakonomics... via @PodcastAddict
This episode made me think of @soozuk.bsky.social, since she's the only person I follow on-line who is into dressage...
[Freakonomics Radio] 651. The Ultimate Dance Partner #freakonomicsRadio
podcastaddict.com/freakonomics... via @PodcastAddict
This episode made me think of @soozuk.bsky.social, since she's the only person I follow on-line who is into dressage...
Freakonomics Radio - 651. The Ultimate Dance Partner
Listen to Freakonomics Radio - 651. The Ultimate Dance Partner by Freakonomics Radio + Stitcher on Podcast Addict. For most of human history, horsepower made the world go. Then came the machines. So w...
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October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love this podcast!
[Freakonomics Radio] 651. The Ultimate Dance Partner #freakonomicsRadio
podcastaddict.com/freakonomics... via @PodcastAddict
This episode made me think of @soozuk.bsky.social, since she's the only person I follow on-line who is into dressage...
[Freakonomics Radio] 651. The Ultimate Dance Partner #freakonomicsRadio
podcastaddict.com/freakonomics... via @PodcastAddict
This episode made me think of @soozuk.bsky.social, since she's the only person I follow on-line who is into dressage...
Since Republicans are so upset about paying to feed people, here's an idea: Any company whose employees are receiving SNAP benefits pay a tax penalty equal to 110% of the amount their employees received. This way, it costs them LESS to just pay their employees MORE...
An estimated 15.7 million workers use SNAP. It’s a lifeline for those in low-wage jobs.
Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.
Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.
Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.
Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker.
Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps.
Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Since Republicans are so upset about paying to feed people, here's an idea: Any company whose employees are receiving SNAP benefits pay a tax penalty equal to 110% of the amount their employees received. This way, it costs them LESS to just pay their employees MORE...
I've never been more emotionally invested in an election in which I could not vote than I am in the race for mayor of NYC.
Mamdani has to win. He just has to...
Mamdani has to win. He just has to...
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I've never been more emotionally invested in an election in which I could not vote than I am in the race for mayor of NYC.
Mamdani has to win. He just has to...
Mamdani has to win. He just has to...
Did I hear @michaelhobbes.bsky.social reading headlines on Episode 1 of "The Devil You Know" podcast?
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Did I hear @michaelhobbes.bsky.social reading headlines on Episode 1 of "The Devil You Know" podcast?
Reposted by Matt Jones
Reposted by Matt Jones
I snort-laughed.
October 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I snort-laughed.
Relationship Advice for Guys in Songs:
Next time, don't assume she's a prostitute... Otherwise, way to take the L and move on. There's a fine line between being persistent and being creepy, so be sure and stay far from it.
open.spotify.com/track/6pivm7...
Next time, don't assume she's a prostitute... Otherwise, way to take the L and move on. There's a fine line between being persistent and being creepy, so be sure and stay far from it.
open.spotify.com/track/6pivm7...
Shot Down in Flames
open.spotify.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Relationship Advice for Guys in Songs:
Next time, don't assume she's a prostitute... Otherwise, way to take the L and move on. There's a fine line between being persistent and being creepy, so be sure and stay far from it.
open.spotify.com/track/6pivm7...
Next time, don't assume she's a prostitute... Otherwise, way to take the L and move on. There's a fine line between being persistent and being creepy, so be sure and stay far from it.
open.spotify.com/track/6pivm7...
Relationship Advice for Guys in Songs:
You don't deserve "one more chance" from a woman whose birthday you missed, on top of everything else. Apologize, learn, and move on. Maybe next time you'll be there for her from the start.
open.spotify.com/track/07HqIg...
You don't deserve "one more chance" from a woman whose birthday you missed, on top of everything else. Apologize, learn, and move on. Maybe next time you'll be there for her from the start.
open.spotify.com/track/07HqIg...
I'll Be There For You
open.spotify.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Relationship Advice for Guys in Songs:
You don't deserve "one more chance" from a woman whose birthday you missed, on top of everything else. Apologize, learn, and move on. Maybe next time you'll be there for her from the start.
open.spotify.com/track/07HqIg...
You don't deserve "one more chance" from a woman whose birthday you missed, on top of everything else. Apologize, learn, and move on. Maybe next time you'll be there for her from the start.
open.spotify.com/track/07HqIg...
Reposted by Matt Jones
Relationship Advice for Guys in Songs:
Why would a girl who looks so fine want to be true to a crying drunk? Stop balling, sober up, and tell her that she's the only one you really love.
open.spotify.com/track/16VhHt...
Why would a girl who looks so fine want to be true to a crying drunk? Stop balling, sober up, and tell her that she's the only one you really love.
open.spotify.com/track/16VhHt...
Hey, Hey, What Can I Do - Remaster
open.spotify.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Relationship Advice for Guys in Songs:
Why would a girl who looks so fine want to be true to a crying drunk? Stop balling, sober up, and tell her that she's the only one you really love.
open.spotify.com/track/16VhHt...
Why would a girl who looks so fine want to be true to a crying drunk? Stop balling, sober up, and tell her that she's the only one you really love.
open.spotify.com/track/16VhHt...
If you're a normal person visiting Versailles, every other thought is "No wonder they killed these bastards..."
Oh look, there are renderings. The Versailles jokes make themselves. Also, this architecture firm should be laughed out of existence.
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you're a normal person visiting Versailles, every other thought is "No wonder they killed these bastards..."