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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
Jesper Wallstedt, my god
Jesper Wallstedt’s 4th shutout in his last 6 starts and 7th straight victory. 8-0-2 in 10 starts this year. So absolutely calm in net. No wasted movement, no panic EVER in a game Wild defended a lot
#mnwild 10-0-2 in past 12 games and 12-4 in their past 16 against the Oilers
#mnwild 10-0-2 in past 12 games and 12-4 in their past 16 against the Oilers
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Jesper Wallstedt, my god
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The Chair Company is like if David Lynch directed This Is 40
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Chair Company is like if David Lynch directed This Is 40
ruin a book with a car
2001 Dodge Caravan: A Space Odyssey
2001 Dodge Caravan: A Space Odyssey
ruin a book with a car
The Masque of the Red Corvette Death
The Masque of the Red Corvette Death
ruin a book with a car
A Midsummer Night’s Lincoln Town car
A Midsummer Night’s Lincoln Town car
September 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ruin a book with a car
2001 Dodge Caravan: A Space Odyssey
2001 Dodge Caravan: A Space Odyssey
That's not Mr. Wizard
Your favorite scientist from childhood now has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
From lab coat to red carpet: Bill Nye receives star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
Your favorite scientist from childhood now has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
www.kare11.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That's not Mr. Wizard
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just drink High Life cowards
The Anheuser-Busch beer has overtaken rival Modelo Especial in US retail sales by volume for the year-to-date ending on September 14, according to data from Circana seen by CNN: https://cnn.it/4mvxgfQ
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
just drink High Life cowards
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
The Catholic Church in the US (those running it, at least) spent the last decade lashing themselves to Trumpism, with zero reflection as to how that might lead to situations like this:
September 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Catholic Church in the US (those running it, at least) spent the last decade lashing themselves to Trumpism, with zero reflection as to how that might lead to situations like this:
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james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.
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This is a terrible time to be a reasonably intelligent person who has taken American Civics and history courses.
September 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is a terrible time to be a reasonably intelligent person who has taken American Civics and history courses.
He's had a brutal 12 months, not just from the VP run (NB: MN was only D+4); also the fraud cases, dragging state employees back to StP, no major leg accomplishments this session and none on the horizon for next year. At this point it feels like he's relying on inertia, and look where that got us
Well I guess my tipster last night is confirmed. Dems will be steaming into 2026 with their weakest top-of-ticket in awhile. We’ll see if Trump opposition can overcome it. Unappetizing.
Tim Walz indicates he will run again for Minnesota governor at Democratic fundraiser minnesotareformer.com/2025/09/10/t...
September 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
He's had a brutal 12 months, not just from the VP run (NB: MN was only D+4); also the fraud cases, dragging state employees back to StP, no major leg accomplishments this session and none on the horizon for next year. At this point it feels like he's relying on inertia, and look where that got us
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And remember, folks: not everything is for the internet or even the group chat. Text is forever! In times like these, some support is best given in person.
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And remember, folks: not everything is for the internet or even the group chat. Text is forever! In times like these, some support is best given in person.
There is definitely a sense that the dam could break, and bear in mind that if it does, we are all downstream of it
/3 We can also call out who has encouraged and normalized political violence and made it government policy. We can note the irony of it in many cases. But celebrating it — yelling “hooray” — is like celebrating going to war. People will die and it won’t be fun.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There is definitely a sense that the dam could break, and bear in mind that if it does, we are all downstream of it
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If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
Thank God someone is speaking up for the billionaire landlords and their CRE asset values
Stricter in-person work requirements starting this week mean more traffic and more people in downtown Minneapolis.
Live: Downtown Minneapolis abuzz with Target and other workers called back to the office
Stricter in-person work requirements starting this week mean more traffic and more people downtown.
bit.ly
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Thank God someone is speaking up for the billionaire landlords and their CRE asset values
Why did Barefoot use a bloody footprint for this one
September 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Why did Barefoot use a bloody footprint for this one
Make it 52
Most times on base through 30 career games in Twins history:
51 — Luke Keaschall
51 — Chuck Knoblauch
51 — Luke Keaschall
51 — Chuck Knoblauch
August 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Make it 52
Me hitting play on Fellowship of the Ring again
Browsing streaming movie options as if the right one could take away my sadness
August 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Me hitting play on Fellowship of the Ring again
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Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
Something about the two stories about ChatGPT's involvement in suicides/murder that came out this week that really stuck out to me: OpenAI basically has a boilerplate response when their product gets people killed.
"Deeply saddened"
www.wsj.com/tech/ai/chat...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
"Deeply saddened"
www.wsj.com/tech/ai/chat...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...
August 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Jhoan Duran
If MLB handed out an AL and NL Reliever of the Year award in 2025, who would win it?
August 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Jhoan Duran
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Why do you all care what some random think tank said omg
August 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why do you all care what some random think tank said omg
Dude who couldn't crack 10% in a municipal election has advice for the DFL
August 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dude who couldn't crack 10% in a municipal election has advice for the DFL