Yggdrasilly Goose
@yggdrasillygoose.bsky.social
On a mission to kill and eat a Babadook
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Best response I've seen to the University of Oklahoma firing one of their LGBTQ+ teachers over giving a student a bad grade
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Best response I've seen to the University of Oklahoma firing one of their LGBTQ+ teachers over giving a student a bad grade
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dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
March 25, 2024 at 9:33 PM
dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby
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According to Peter Thiel the pope is a woke anti-Christ, whilst the pedophile president is the second coming.
Maybe I don’t understand religion at all
Or maybe it’s on brand.
Maybe I don’t understand religion at all
Or maybe it’s on brand.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
According to Peter Thiel the pope is a woke anti-Christ, whilst the pedophile president is the second coming.
Maybe I don’t understand religion at all
Or maybe it’s on brand.
Maybe I don’t understand religion at all
Or maybe it’s on brand.
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michaelsoft eggsbox
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
michaelsoft eggsbox
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man they are REALLY worried about a +22 R seat in tennessee going to a democrat aren’t they lol
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
man they are REALLY worried about a +22 R seat in tennessee going to a democrat aren’t they lol
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you shouldn’t be able to just put this kind of thing on the timeline, man. I took a big edible earlier. I could have died
January 26, 2024 at 5:31 AM
you shouldn’t be able to just put this kind of thing on the timeline, man. I took a big edible earlier. I could have died
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Too many people out here getting mad about pineapple on pizza when Japan is out there committing actual pizza crimes that should land them in The Hague.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Too many people out here getting mad about pineapple on pizza when Japan is out there committing actual pizza crimes that should land them in The Hague.
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Didn't Brianna Wu do a big mea culpa about how the worst people in the world got her to sell out the trans community, like, last week
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Didn't Brianna Wu do a big mea culpa about how the worst people in the world got her to sell out the trans community, like, last week
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the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.
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Commission for @selfreferentialvgm.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Commission for @selfreferentialvgm.bsky.social
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I'll always* defend trans rights**
*as long as they are nice to me on the internet
**by intentionally defending explicit bigotry by misrepresenting an issue and then smugly refusing to engage(except to cry about being proven wrong)
*as long as they are nice to me on the internet
**by intentionally defending explicit bigotry by misrepresenting an issue and then smugly refusing to engage(except to cry about being proven wrong)
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'll always* defend trans rights**
*as long as they are nice to me on the internet
**by intentionally defending explicit bigotry by misrepresenting an issue and then smugly refusing to engage(except to cry about being proven wrong)
*as long as they are nice to me on the internet
**by intentionally defending explicit bigotry by misrepresenting an issue and then smugly refusing to engage(except to cry about being proven wrong)
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“everyone is twelve” theory has reached Senator Kelly
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“everyone is twelve” theory has reached Senator Kelly
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When was the exact point where these headlines stopped scolding millennials for spending frivolously and started begging them to buy more fabric softener again? Zoomers have never known anything but the scolding, but believe it or not they used to get mad at us for buying coffee
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When was the exact point where these headlines stopped scolding millennials for spending frivolously and started begging them to buy more fabric softener again? Zoomers have never known anything but the scolding, but believe it or not they used to get mad at us for buying coffee
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Mr. President, I got a 0% on my polar zoology essay titled "The Abominable Snowman: He's Real." I am clearly being persecuted by the radical left.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Mr. President, I got a 0% on my polar zoology essay titled "The Abominable Snowman: He's Real." I am clearly being persecuted by the radical left.
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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right-wingers love to complain about "fake jobs" centered around gender studies or woke whatever but they're also the prime demographic of the most fake job of all - saying slurs online and getting infinite free money from wealthy right-wing oil baron donations after receiving mild backlash
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
right-wingers love to complain about "fake jobs" centered around gender studies or woke whatever but they're also the prime demographic of the most fake job of all - saying slurs online and getting infinite free money from wealthy right-wing oil baron donations after receiving mild backlash
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was it something i said
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
was it something i said
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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Everyone saying ”giving that essay a zero was probably too harsh, I would have given it like a 70% to avoid conflict” are perfectly demonstrating how the us education system has been successfully dismantled.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Everyone saying ”giving that essay a zero was probably too harsh, I would have given it like a 70% to avoid conflict” are perfectly demonstrating how the us education system has been successfully dismantled.
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When I find a torrent with one person seeding it, I like to imagine a Windows XP machine, dimly lit by a failing light bulb. Running 24/7 for 15 years, no utility company dare pin down it's location. But there it is, bleach.avi, long forgotten in an insane asylum basement.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When I find a torrent with one person seeding it, I like to imagine a Windows XP machine, dimly lit by a failing light bulb. Running 24/7 for 15 years, no utility company dare pin down it's location. But there it is, bleach.avi, long forgotten in an insane asylum basement.
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Fun fact — Chuck Schumer endorsed Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign in *2013*
12 years later: He leads the Senate Democrats, and his hand-picked candidate (who lost to Trump) is headlining an event for the most-read newspaper of a country committing genocide — alongside the owner, a Trump megadonor:
12 years later: He leads the Senate Democrats, and his hand-picked candidate (who lost to Trump) is headlining an event for the most-read newspaper of a country committing genocide — alongside the owner, a Trump megadonor:
New: Hillary Clinton will be speaking at an event hosted by Israel Hayom (Israel's most read newspaper, run by Israeli-American billionaire & Trump megadonor Miriam Adelson).
She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
She'll join John Fetterman, Eric Adams, Trump UN Ambassador Mike Waltz, Biden official Amos Hochstein, and Israeli officials
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Fun fact — Chuck Schumer endorsed Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign in *2013*
12 years later: He leads the Senate Democrats, and his hand-picked candidate (who lost to Trump) is headlining an event for the most-read newspaper of a country committing genocide — alongside the owner, a Trump megadonor:
12 years later: He leads the Senate Democrats, and his hand-picked candidate (who lost to Trump) is headlining an event for the most-read newspaper of a country committing genocide — alongside the owner, a Trump megadonor:
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
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good thing thats not why she’s being thrown under the bus. you must be quite relieved.
Yeah, I don’t think the grad student should be thrown under the bus for making a mistake.
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
good thing thats not why she’s being thrown under the bus. you must be quite relieved.