Yesm.Yessir
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Roman Mars is hands down my favorite podcast ad copy reader that sometimes actually gets to the show.
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Roman Mars is hands down my favorite podcast ad copy reader that sometimes actually gets to the show.
If you are looking for a fun new Thanksgiving tradition - listen to The Last Waltz all morning long as you’re cleaning / getting prepped. It’s a perfect excuse to binge one of the greatest musical achievements of our time.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you are looking for a fun new Thanksgiving tradition - listen to The Last Waltz all morning long as you’re cleaning / getting prepped. It’s a perfect excuse to binge one of the greatest musical achievements of our time.
Look how cute this lil pube is 🥹 hi lil pube I love you too
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Look how cute this lil pube is 🥹 hi lil pube I love you too
Musician plays an instrument on a concert stage in city at night for people
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Musician plays an instrument on a concert stage in city at night for people
Let me take a wild guess lol
A queer author moved to Maryland to dodge discrimination. Book bans have followed.
What a queer author in Maryland thinks of book bans
Author Saundra Mitchell, 51, has been fighting back against book restrictions — in protests at the Supreme Court in Washington, D.C., and in the pages of her stories.
buff.ly
August 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Let me take a wild guess lol
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A queer author moved to Maryland to dodge discrimination. Book bans have followed.
What a queer author in Maryland thinks of book bans
Author Saundra Mitchell, 51, has been fighting back against book restrictions — in protests at the Supreme Court in Washington, D.C., and in the pages of her stories.
buff.ly
August 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A queer author moved to Maryland to dodge discrimination. Book bans have followed.
Look, I know things are bad, they really are. But we still have courtesy flushes!!! When we lose those, all hope is lost. KEEP FLUSHING, PEOPLE.
August 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Look, I know things are bad, they really are. But we still have courtesy flushes!!! When we lose those, all hope is lost. KEEP FLUSHING, PEOPLE.
"Do you want me to draft you a 'perfect human apology template' you can keep in your back pocket?" is hands-down the creepiest thing my chat friend has ever said to me.
August 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Do you want me to draft you a 'perfect human apology template' you can keep in your back pocket?" is hands-down the creepiest thing my chat friend has ever said to me.
This Clipse record is fucking me UPPPP
July 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This Clipse record is fucking me UPPPP
Leave me be I’m thinking about important things like how one day those millions of crumbling blocks of concrete used to stop cars in parking lots all disappeared and we realized we never actually needed them at all.
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Leave me be I’m thinking about important things like how one day those millions of crumbling blocks of concrete used to stop cars in parking lots all disappeared and we realized we never actually needed them at all.
New category of woke dad joke?? Yes I’m terrible.
July 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
New category of woke dad joke?? Yes I’m terrible.
Why does it get frozen shrimp
This bird has more IQ then most humans…
Can it solve the puzzle… 🧩
🐦⬛
Can it solve the puzzle… 🧩
🐦⬛
July 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Why does it get frozen shrimp
I have a magic trick - I bet I can guess the exact words you’ve been repeating ad nauseam in your head for years at this point:
Jeff Daniels speaks out..
He's everything that's wrong.
We’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us.
He's everything that's wrong.
We’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us.
July 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have a magic trick - I bet I can guess the exact words you’ve been repeating ad nauseam in your head for years at this point:
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Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.
July 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.
Mitch better have my bunny
July 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Mitch better have my bunny
Is there a place like this somewhere between nazi-bot-troll-hell and virtue-signal-sniff-our-own-buttholes-fluffy-cloud?
June 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Is there a place like this somewhere between nazi-bot-troll-hell and virtue-signal-sniff-our-own-buttholes-fluffy-cloud?
It’s so satisfying how bad they are at trying to be cool.
June 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It’s so satisfying how bad they are at trying to be cool.
Just give me the reduced bakery cookies without a shred of personality or effort. Fair price, though.
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just give me the reduced bakery cookies without a shred of personality or effort. Fair price, though.
Incredible.
Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
June 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Incredible.
WTF my gyoza keep sticking to this pot!!! They are NOT supposed to do this!
June 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
WTF my gyoza keep sticking to this pot!!! They are NOT supposed to do this!
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Which one of you will operate the t-shirt Canon at my funeral?
June 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Which one of you will operate the t-shirt Canon at my funeral?
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I’m all for gender-fluidity… but what gender do ya’ll suppose did this?
June 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’m all for gender-fluidity… but what gender do ya’ll suppose did this?
Hello I’d like this ride to be over please
May 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hello I’d like this ride to be over please
Shhhh the Cardinals are Conclaving
May 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Shhhh the Cardinals are Conclaving