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Back in PAWG form. Hyena who’s good at computer and physics. FPGAy girl
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Grillpilled as of 1/18/2025 🏳️‍⚧️
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You’re allowed to mourn the softness you lost by hardening your heart to protect it from the world
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I might make an infinitesimal fraction in tech of what Marc Andreessen does, but:

1) At least I’m building real things. Actual physical machines that do stuff.

2) I have a normal shaped head.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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hearing shit like this is crazy because if you've ever been unemployed long-term or have been close to someone who has been it's just a miserable and sad way to live and nobody actually wants to live like this
Trump claims that food stamps "puts the country in jeopardy. People that are able-bodied can do a job, they leave their job because they figure they can pick this up, it's easier."
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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A good argument for socialism is $1 trillion can’t buy you happiness
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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ken sent me this please enjoy
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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this website is run by the weakest most mewling sickly helpless babies
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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The boys will be aiming high tonight
A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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If Jones wins it means he has a mandate to put Republicans in camps. Listen to the voters.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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the nuance of hot wife versus hotwife
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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oh, you know the ones
I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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He should have died in The Hague.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM