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Everything I want is already mine. I can’t make it any more or less mine by stressing about it.
I can’t wait for Flau’jae to get to the W man
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I can’t wait for Flau’jae to get to the W man
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Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)
Great obit—no paywall.
Jd Vance makes a strikingly sound counter argument to the proposition that dark hair and blue eyes is always an attractive combo
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Jd Vance makes a strikingly sound counter argument to the proposition that dark hair and blue eyes is always an attractive combo
Tech bros read Ray Bradbury as a personal challenge instead of a cautionary tale and that’s why we’re in hell.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Tech bros read Ray Bradbury as a personal challenge instead of a cautionary tale and that’s why we’re in hell.
Slamming a nigga who has 4 rings (3 of which are from beating prime LeBron) for not playing as well as he did 10 yrs ago is dumb. Blaming his girlfriend is bitch made as hell
Klay Thompson slams Hoopin’ N Hollerin podcast for blaming Megan Thee Stallion for his recent on-court performance:
“Referring to my GF as a ‘pu**y’ is so disgusting and disturbing. Especially from someone who played in the NBA.”
“Referring to my GF as a ‘pu**y’ is so disgusting and disturbing. Especially from someone who played in the NBA.”
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Slamming a nigga who has 4 rings (3 of which are from beating prime LeBron) for not playing as well as he did 10 yrs ago is dumb. Blaming his girlfriend is bitch made as hell
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McALESTER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma governor spares life of death row inmate Tremane Wood just before scheduled lethal injection.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
McALESTER, Okla. (AP) — Oklahoma governor spares life of death row inmate Tremane Wood just before scheduled lethal injection.
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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Fckn screammmmmminggggg because this was so me lmaooooo
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fckn screammmmmminggggg because this was so me lmaooooo
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To be clear, there is nothing funny about a man firing five rounds at a woman in a bikini, then lying about it and harassing her over it.
But there IS something a bit funny about his fans convincing themselves his appeal had any chance of being anything other than rejected.
But there IS something a bit funny about his fans convincing themselves his appeal had any chance of being anything other than rejected.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
To be clear, there is nothing funny about a man firing five rounds at a woman in a bikini, then lying about it and harassing her over it.
But there IS something a bit funny about his fans convincing themselves his appeal had any chance of being anything other than rejected.
But there IS something a bit funny about his fans convincing themselves his appeal had any chance of being anything other than rejected.
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You know you have ADHD when...
Ah yes, pharmaceutical grade meth, the drug I most closely associate with power naps.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You know you have ADHD when...
If “cream” or “butter” ain’t in the name, you haven’t gone heavy enough
It's time to switch to your winter weight moisturizers
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If “cream” or “butter” ain’t in the name, you haven’t gone heavy enough
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I don’t eat chitlins, but I promise references to “slave food” and freedom is an automatic block.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I don’t eat chitlins, but I promise references to “slave food” and freedom is an automatic block.
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A high school student and budding mariachi recounts the damage done to his family by two separate immigration raids, four months apart, detailing the lasting trauma federal enforcement is leaving on brown youth across the U.S.
The full story: lataco.com/oxnard-ice-r...
By Izzy Ramirez
The full story: lataco.com/oxnard-ice-r...
By Izzy Ramirez
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A high school student and budding mariachi recounts the damage done to his family by two separate immigration raids, four months apart, detailing the lasting trauma federal enforcement is leaving on brown youth across the U.S.
The full story: lataco.com/oxnard-ice-r...
By Izzy Ramirez
The full story: lataco.com/oxnard-ice-r...
By Izzy Ramirez
Watching Predator: Badlands TONIGHT
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Watching Predator: Badlands TONIGHT
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Thomas Blackshear, Goliath Surveys His Domain, 1994
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thomas Blackshear, Goliath Surveys His Domain, 1994
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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Excluding all groups aside from Jewish people when discussing Nazi persecution is strange to me because it's almost like saying the other groups' suffering is...inferior to....huh....
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Excluding all groups aside from Jewish people when discussing Nazi persecution is strange to me because it's almost like saying the other groups' suffering is...inferior to....huh....
I’m not legally allowed to drive while this is playing
If our loveeeeee is tragedy. Why are you my remedy? If our loveee's insanity. Why are you my clarity???💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
a pink room with a yellow sign that says " i love you "
ALT: a pink room with a yellow sign that says " i love you "
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m not legally allowed to drive while this is playing
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If our loveeeeee is tragedy. Why are you my remedy? If our loveee's insanity. Why are you my clarity???💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
a pink room with a yellow sign that says " i love you "
ALT: a pink room with a yellow sign that says " i love you "
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If our loveeeeee is tragedy. Why are you my remedy? If our loveee's insanity. Why are you my clarity???💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
Lot of folks fave founding fathers were pedophiles. How sickening that we’ve spun the block on that
Thomas Jefferson was 44 when he began what many in 2025 STILL consider a romantic tryst or loving affair with Sally Hemings.
Ms. Hemings had no legal capacity to consent to such a relationship not only because she was enslaved, Jefferson's property,
BUT ALSO BECAUSE SHE WAS 14-YEARS-OLD. /1
Ms. Hemings had no legal capacity to consent to such a relationship not only because she was enslaved, Jefferson's property,
BUT ALSO BECAUSE SHE WAS 14-YEARS-OLD. /1
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Lot of folks fave founding fathers were pedophiles. How sickening that we’ve spun the block on that
There’s literally nothing funny about their reprehensible opinions or the bumbling ways they share them.
I want us to stop meme-ing bad people into positions of power. The joke is not worth it in the long run.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
There’s literally nothing funny about their reprehensible opinions or the bumbling ways they share them.
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Watson was a racist who, "near the end of his life, faced condemnation and professional censure for offensive remarks, including saying Black people are less intelligent than white people"
James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97
Scientist James Watson, who shared a Nobel prize for helping discover the double-helix shape of the DNA molecule, has died. He was 97.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Watson was a racist who, "near the end of his life, faced condemnation and professional censure for offensive remarks, including saying Black people are less intelligent than white people"
*known for shutting Rosalind Franklin out of her deserved credit for “his” discovery. Stay toasty asshole
James Watson, a renowned molecular biologist and one of the Nobel Prize winners for discovering the structure of DNA, died Thursday after a brief illness, according to a statement from his former employer. https://cnn.it/3Lu0qPB
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*known for shutting Rosalind Franklin out of her deserved credit for “his” discovery. Stay toasty asshole
Learned that he did this after she confronted him for sending her his nudes. Fuck him for life
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
r/popculturechat
www.reddit.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Learned that he did this after she confronted him for sending her his nudes. Fuck him for life
Conservative women in law school are some of the most lily-livered folks you’ll ever meet, beat out only by their men counterparts
JUSTICE AMY CONEY BARRETT:
“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”
“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Conservative women in law school are some of the most lily-livered folks you’ll ever meet, beat out only by their men counterparts