jess
@xtritagonist.bsky.social
24 she/her 🫒 emotionally dependent on gay cannibals | amateur artist ✷ cake decorator ✷ olive ✷
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i cant wait to have more kitchen space so i can finally experiment with cakes at home :)
December 15, 2024 at 8:06 PM
i cant wait to have more kitchen space so i can finally experiment with cakes at home :)
dear future me
no you dont like coconut water
don't buy it thinking your mind has changed. it hasn't
no you dont like coconut water
don't buy it thinking your mind has changed. it hasn't
December 8, 2024 at 11:50 AM
dear future me
no you dont like coconut water
don't buy it thinking your mind has changed. it hasn't
no you dont like coconut water
don't buy it thinking your mind has changed. it hasn't
oranges are officially going in the oven!
December 5, 2024 at 8:45 PM
oranges are officially going in the oven!
finally cut all my oranges so i can dry them out tomorrow!! 🍊
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 PM
finally cut all my oranges so i can dry them out tomorrow!! 🍊
i have a coworker that barks at us yall i cannot deal with him i swear
December 4, 2024 at 12:04 PM
i have a coworker that barks at us yall i cannot deal with him i swear
4 random photos from my camera roll :)
December 3, 2024 at 9:25 PM
4 random photos from my camera roll :)
let the christmas cake season begin 🎄
December 1, 2024 at 9:26 PM
let the christmas cake season begin 🎄
always putting on a show 🫒
November 25, 2024 at 6:31 PM
always putting on a show 🫒
slowly snoopy-fying everything in my house
November 25, 2024 at 3:13 AM
slowly snoopy-fying everything in my house
marriage is hard
drew likes colorful christmas lights and i like the white christmas lights 🥲
drew likes colorful christmas lights and i like the white christmas lights 🥲
November 25, 2024 at 3:10 AM
marriage is hard
drew likes colorful christmas lights and i like the white christmas lights 🥲
drew likes colorful christmas lights and i like the white christmas lights 🥲
i screw myself over every year shopping for holiday decor. i jusy buy things that spark joy and then struggle to remember what i already have/ get everything to match 😬
November 25, 2024 at 1:33 AM
i screw myself over every year shopping for holiday decor. i jusy buy things that spark joy and then struggle to remember what i already have/ get everything to match 😬
the amount of candlesticks i have in my house is absurd
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
the amount of candlesticks i have in my house is absurd
ate too much thanksgiving food & spent the rest of my time watching ducks 🤍
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
ate too much thanksgiving food & spent the rest of my time watching ducks 🤍
a gummy and the dancing with the stars semi finals. count me in
November 22, 2024 at 3:25 AM
a gummy and the dancing with the stars semi finals. count me in
the cone can't stop the queen of naps 💤
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
the cone can't stop the queen of naps 💤
massive hole in the thigh of my jeans typa day
November 21, 2024 at 4:28 PM
massive hole in the thigh of my jeans typa day
show me your pet and what they're named after
November 21, 2024 at 12:20 PM
show me your pet and what they're named after
olive in her cone alert 🥹
November 21, 2024 at 11:58 AM
olive in her cone alert 🥹
making the most tedious ornaments to keep my mind off of my child being at the vet 🥲
November 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
making the most tedious ornaments to keep my mind off of my child being at the vet 🥲
save me iced latte and donut holes!save me iced latte and donut holes!
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
save me iced latte and donut holes!save me iced latte and donut holes!
somehow im still shocked every time my period shows up like i haven't been with this bitch for the past 12 years
November 17, 2024 at 9:10 PM
somehow im still shocked every time my period shows up like i haven't been with this bitch for the past 12 years
i know it smells crazy in there
November 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
i know it smells crazy in there