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The one from the Christian Siriano video.
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Vegan breakfast menus be like:

Sausish
I took this picture in 2017.
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is called a hat on a hat on a hat.
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
August 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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do you guys think dude wipes will sponsor the wedding
August 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
August 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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August 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
God fucking damnit
August 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You know what? Maybe we're not about joking about suicide today. Maybe homicide, tho. Idk.
August 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You're not punk and I'm? Telling everyone.
August 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Me, if I had a timid friend named Alfredo:

"Don't be such a Chicken, Alfredo."
August 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Bad day at the library today. Oh, we've only been open an hour? Yeah.
August 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Serious question: how long does a text have to sit unanswered before you consider it ignored or "left on read/delivered"?
August 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Cancelled coming out... 😳
CANCELLED! vs ME!

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!!! 🙀

#DraftDay2019
August 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Truly cultish how they treat her words as gospel even when they contradict obvious facts that they would have agreed two days ago were obvious facts.

"Mommy God said the sky is brown. Sky-is-blue truthers get wrecked."
So if swifties are thinking Ruin the Friendship is about Blake Lively even though “I will never Easter egg my personal life” how is that any different than thinking her songs are queer?
August 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
is all I'm saying
August 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Excuse me?????
August 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It's kinda fun being out of the loop, but seeing everyone's excitement. 🥹
August 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Shout out to the gaylors who, as far as I gather, predicted everything??? Nice work 🫡 love you, miss you 🧡🤍🩷
August 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
lol this cover looks like something you find when you turn on all the lights in a seedy hotel room. It's tacky and ugly and it makes me itchy.
🚨 Taylor Swift unveils the cover for her new album ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ releasing October 3rd.
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Can someone just... please?
August 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
White guy who went to Black barber and his friend Sprockets.
August 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
5 of my last 8 texts have gone unanswered.

Luv 2 txt 🙃
August 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
1. The number of people who come to the library to forge documents is way too high.

2. The people forging documents are always absolute shit at it.

3. I don't think they know it's extremely illegal.
August 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Skrraah, too hot
Skrraah, too hungry
What you gon do?
Act a fool!
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I barely know err!!!
July 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM