Amanda Russell
@xamrussx.bsky.social
Liberal/Atheist/Pro Gay/Pro Science/AFAB/cis/TST/Pro Choice If I wanted the government in my uterus I’d fuck a senator ✌🏼
Before you message me, just know I’m fat and happily married. And there’s a 10/10 chance that I’m not your cup of tea.
Before you message me, just know I’m fat and happily married. And there’s a 10/10 chance that I’m not your cup of tea.
I’m shocked they didn’t call school today. These babies are gonna freeze at bus stops and what not.
February 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m shocked they didn’t call school today. These babies are gonna freeze at bus stops and what not.
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A black man just single-handedly rebranded MAGA to Mexicans Ain’t Goin Anywhere™️
a man wearing sunglasses and a red beanie is talking into a microphone and the word sensational is on the screen
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red beanie is talking into a microphone and the word sensational is on the screen
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
A black man just single-handedly rebranded MAGA to Mexicans Ain’t Goin Anywhere™️
2am and my 7 year old swears that a spider is in his bed and bit him. He has no bite marks on his arm, no anything. He wants me to come tear apart his room searching for the spider in question. Sorry child but no.
February 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
2am and my 7 year old swears that a spider is in his bed and bit him. He has no bite marks on his arm, no anything. He wants me to come tear apart his room searching for the spider in question. Sorry child but no.
I need a separate bed for me and my dogs. I’ve got a 175lbs + mastiff permanently glued to my ass and then a 7lbs chihuahua who takes up far more room than one would think… and tonight lets sprinkle in a side of my 7yo son wallering all over my bed.
February 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I need a separate bed for me and my dogs. I’ve got a 175lbs + mastiff permanently glued to my ass and then a 7lbs chihuahua who takes up far more room than one would think… and tonight lets sprinkle in a side of my 7yo son wallering all over my bed.
Amanda Russell, RN 🥹❤️
I couldn’t have gotten to this point without the support and guidance from my amazing professors. They are an amazing group of nurses and I am honored to have been able to learn from them.
I couldn’t have gotten to this point without the support and guidance from my amazing professors. They are an amazing group of nurses and I am honored to have been able to learn from them.
January 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Amanda Russell, RN 🥹❤️
I couldn’t have gotten to this point without the support and guidance from my amazing professors. They are an amazing group of nurses and I am honored to have been able to learn from them.
I couldn’t have gotten to this point without the support and guidance from my amazing professors. They are an amazing group of nurses and I am honored to have been able to learn from them.
The check engine light went off… that means there’s no problem right lol?
January 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The check engine light went off… that means there’s no problem right lol?
Waiting for my results may be the death of me… #graduatenurse #nclex #nclexresults #registerednurse #cruelandunusualpunishment #amxiety
January 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Waiting for my results may be the death of me… #graduatenurse #nclex #nclexresults #registerednurse #cruelandunusualpunishment #amxiety
NCLEX Wednesday. I’m dying 😩
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
NCLEX Wednesday. I’m dying 😩
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They are ridiculous.
January 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They are ridiculous.
I really need to get this damn dog fixed. I’m tired of dealing with his craziness when she’s in heat.
January 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I really need to get this damn dog fixed. I’m tired of dealing with his craziness when she’s in heat.
I have gotta start going to bed at a more normal time.
January 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I have gotta start going to bed at a more normal time.
Why is it that when I ask my children to do something or am talking to them about something, they just sit there and stare at me like I’m speaking a foreign language? Like I did not know I could speak Czechoslovakian.
January 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Why is it that when I ask my children to do something or am talking to them about something, they just sit there and stare at me like I’m speaking a foreign language? Like I did not know I could speak Czechoslovakian.
My brain just be rattling around in my head from coughing. Got a headache that just won’t quit. Shit is not fun. I hate winter.
January 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My brain just be rattling around in my head from coughing. Got a headache that just won’t quit. Shit is not fun. I hate winter.
I’m tired of coughing. So damn tired.
January 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m tired of coughing. So damn tired.
Really wanted them to leave the house and go to this fucking birthday party today so I could stay home and sleep and rest. But now they are all staying home and I’m fucking annoyed. Can’t get any time to myself when I don’t feel good. Trying to get better before next week when I have to test.
January 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Really wanted them to leave the house and go to this fucking birthday party today so I could stay home and sleep and rest. But now they are all staying home and I’m fucking annoyed. Can’t get any time to myself when I don’t feel good. Trying to get better before next week when I have to test.
A is happy, she got her loft bed up tonight in her room. Now she gets to re-arrange everything and make it all cute. It’s been pretty wonderful seeing these babies get excited about making this house their home ❤️
January 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A is happy, she got her loft bed up tonight in her room. Now she gets to re-arrange everything and make it all cute. It’s been pretty wonderful seeing these babies get excited about making this house their home ❤️
My baby peep has made her arrival 🥹🥹🥹🐣 #proudauntie
January 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My baby peep has made her arrival 🥹🥹🥹🐣 #proudauntie
Ya’ll have me so fucked up if you think I will ever look to my husband as to whether or a not a medical decision is appropriate for my body. I went to nursing school, I am educated and informed. I am a free-thinking woman capable of making those decisions for myself. Be so fucking for real.
January 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ya’ll have me so fucked up if you think I will ever look to my husband as to whether or a not a medical decision is appropriate for my body. I went to nursing school, I am educated and informed. I am a free-thinking woman capable of making those decisions for myself. Be so fucking for real.
NCLEX a week from today and I’m so fucking scared. Ya girl needs to study more #graduatenurse #nclexprep
January 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
NCLEX a week from today and I’m so fucking scared. Ya girl needs to study more #graduatenurse #nclexprep
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It amazes me how much bs my child can fit and cram into her room. Where did she even get all of this crap???
January 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It amazes me how much bs my child can fit and cram into her room. Where did she even get all of this crap???
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I’ve been informed that Dr. Marten is now available to provide FREE dental work to anyone giving a “Roman salute”.
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’ve been informed that Dr. Marten is now available to provide FREE dental work to anyone giving a “Roman salute”.
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
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The most chilling part is all the smiling faces in the background. Look at them… they’re fucking LAUGHING.
January 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The most chilling part is all the smiling faces in the background. Look at them… they’re fucking LAUGHING.