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NEW – Analysis: Conservative election win could add 800m tonnes to Canada’s emissions by 2035 | @joshgabbatiss.bsky.social w/ comment from Emma Starke and Katya Rhodes

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April 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Chairman Carney sir release the rodents. Flood Calgary with a tidal wave of rats
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says she met with Prime Minister Mark Carney "at his request" today and gave him a "list of demands."

She says whoever wins the next election "must address" these demands "within the first six months of their term to avoid an unprecedented national unity crisis."
March 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Im hanging out in a cave with my buddies and this dude just won’t shut the fuck up even though my favorite show is on
March 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is such a beautiful sentence, every word just so much more violent than the last
Joe Biden's National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan has a new job at Harvard: the "inaugural Kissinger Professor of the Practice of Statecraft and World Order"
March 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
In Quebec we dont say someone has been cancelled we say they’ve been “annulé”
January 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
movie budgets should cap out at 20 million, or one 60 million dollar movie per studio. Figure it out from there
July 9, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Just did an ADHD screening. It consisted of a slideshow of memes from the page "ADHD Memes for depressed Teens". I had to press a red or green button depending on if I related to the memes. If I got it wrong a man would whip me in the balls like Le Chiffre from Casino Royale
July 6, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Went to a sex shop recently for a launch party and I was shocked at how tame the name for the toys were. Lipstick will be called "anal on the beach" but most sex toys seem to be named "the penguin" or "the gentleman's ring"
July 5, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Dwarven miner SHOCKS tavern maiden by ordering in FLAWLESS elven at Neverwinter tavern
July 4, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Had a dream an EDM musician did an unplugged concert and it was just the dry sound of the guy hitting his turned-off launchpad controller to a silent audience
July 4, 2023 at 3:32 AM
I used to hate chunks in my salsa, now i basically only eat it for the chunks
July 1, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Another website to add to the rotation of content on my phone whenever I go take a dump
June 16, 2023 at 3:00 AM