WTFMahon
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I love it when my fitness tracker thinks I took a nap and I was actually at work
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I love it when my fitness tracker thinks I took a nap and I was actually at work
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Dark Pence is back.
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dark Pence is back.
I’m glad I still get to watch @maddow.msnbc.com every night but holy fuck it hasn’t been 100 days yet??
March 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m glad I still get to watch @maddow.msnbc.com every night but holy fuck it hasn’t been 100 days yet??
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March 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Squirrel loves a slice of apple.
But the peel?
Yeah… not eating that😄
But the peel?
Yeah… not eating that😄
January 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Squirrel loves a slice of apple.
But the peel?
Yeah… not eating that😄
But the peel?
Yeah… not eating that😄
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For #SquirrelAppreciationDay
please take a moment
to recognize all the Squirrel Moms out there
who hang by their toenails
while maneuvering squirmy toddlers
like that’s just a regular thing Moms do😄
please take a moment
to recognize all the Squirrel Moms out there
who hang by their toenails
while maneuvering squirmy toddlers
like that’s just a regular thing Moms do😄
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
For #SquirrelAppreciationDay
please take a moment
to recognize all the Squirrel Moms out there
who hang by their toenails
while maneuvering squirmy toddlers
like that’s just a regular thing Moms do😄
please take a moment
to recognize all the Squirrel Moms out there
who hang by their toenails
while maneuvering squirmy toddlers
like that’s just a regular thing Moms do😄
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It’s #SquirrelAppreciationDay
so just thought everyone should know
when things are uncertain
Squirrel Toddlers hold hands🥹
so just thought everyone should know
when things are uncertain
Squirrel Toddlers hold hands🥹
January 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It’s #SquirrelAppreciationDay
so just thought everyone should know
when things are uncertain
Squirrel Toddlers hold hands🥹
so just thought everyone should know
when things are uncertain
Squirrel Toddlers hold hands🥹
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me: sometimes i get so drunk i forget where i live
interviewer: that is not what i meant by warehouse experience
interviewer: that is not what i meant by warehouse experience
January 16, 2024 at 10:56 PM
me: sometimes i get so drunk i forget where i live
interviewer: that is not what i meant by warehouse experience
interviewer: that is not what i meant by warehouse experience
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we have to re-normalize saying "who the fuck do you think you're talking to like that?"
December 28, 2024 at 11:00 PM
we have to re-normalize saying "who the fuck do you think you're talking to like that?"
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The fact that Han Solo’s son’s name is Ben which is Hebrew for son just proves my theory that Han Solo’s full name is Hanukkah Solomon.
December 25, 2024 at 8:47 PM
The fact that Han Solo’s son’s name is Ben which is Hebrew for son just proves my theory that Han Solo’s full name is Hanukkah Solomon.
Merry Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!
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Get a dog so that any would-be thieves take the dog instead of your packages.
Tips For Preventing Package Theft
An estimated 120 million packages are stolen every year. With holiday shopping in full swing,The Onion shares tips for preventing package theft. Ask neighbors to keep an eye out for any packages they...
theonion.com
December 24, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Get a dog so that any would-be thieves take the dog instead of your packages.
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here's today's post: "why is CNN sanewashing Trump’s threats to take over the world?" — and what the fuck is John Fetterman doing?
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why is CNN sanewashing Trump’s threats to take over the world?
and what the fuck is John Fetterman doing?
bit.ly
December 24, 2024 at 4:27 PM
here's today's post: "why is CNN sanewashing Trump’s threats to take over the world?" — and what the fuck is John Fetterman doing?
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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#TurnMERRYintoAnAcronym making everyone real rowdy yesterday
December 23, 2024 at 1:13 AM
#TurnMERRYintoAnAcronym making everyone real rowdy yesterday
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December 23, 2024 at 1:46 AM
AI is the most advanced technology we’ve seen in decades and I’m using it to create a picture of a squirrel eating a cannoli
December 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM
AI is the most advanced technology we’ve seen in decades and I’m using it to create a picture of a squirrel eating a cannoli
I’m from New Jersey but I’ll eat at Olive Garden idgaf
December 21, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I’m from New Jersey but I’ll eat at Olive Garden idgaf
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I once survived a bear attack with only a bow in my hands but my friend wasn't as lucky and found it hard to run with an arrow in his knee.
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I once survived a bear attack with only a bow in my hands but my friend wasn't as lucky and found it hard to run with an arrow in his knee.
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With what? Sootikins from her wretched Hoo-hah?
December 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
With what? Sootikins from her wretched Hoo-hah?
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First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring
December 9, 2024 at 6:48 PM
First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring