S.A. Harper / Word Oyster
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I write smut: poetry, prose, Post-its, grocery lists... Find my erotica on Amazon/Kindle ✶ Liberal human ✶ Art dabbler ✶ Introvert ✶🔞NSFW ✶ Boston ✶ allmylinks.com/wordoyster
Vintage porn, around 1915?
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Vintage porn, around 1915?
"No. A threesome isn't a group activity."
"It's more than one and more than a couple."
"But... that's like several is less than many. Three is still a manageable number. You can still fit three on one bed."
"Unless there's a dog."
"Kinda depends on the dog, Dan."
#vss365 (NUMBER) #erotica
"It's more than one and more than a couple."
"But... that's like several is less than many. Three is still a manageable number. You can still fit three on one bed."
"Unless there's a dog."
"Kinda depends on the dog, Dan."
#vss365 (NUMBER) #erotica
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this our well-used bed,
its rhythmic creaks announcing
reading time's over
#haikufeels (WELL)
#haiku #erotica
its rhythmic creaks announcing
reading time's over
#haikufeels (WELL)
#haiku #erotica
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
this our well-used bed,
its rhythmic creaks announcing
reading time's over
#haikufeels (WELL)
#haiku #erotica
its rhythmic creaks announcing
reading time's over
#haikufeels (WELL)
#haiku #erotica
crook of his finger
strokes ridges no one else knows
one through six repeat
#HaikuLust (CROOK)
#haiku #erotica
strokes ridges no one else knows
one through six repeat
#HaikuLust (CROOK)
#haiku #erotica
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
crook of his finger
strokes ridges no one else knows
one through six repeat
#HaikuLust (CROOK)
#haiku #erotica
strokes ridges no one else knows
one through six repeat
#HaikuLust (CROOK)
#haiku #erotica
I woke up the morning after my 10-year high school reunion in bed with Kris Miller, the former Homecoming king and "Big Deal." I'd had fun, but sadly, the myth of Kris had suffered. He was just this guy with a curve to his dick that he should have checked out by a doctor.
#vss365 (MYTH) #erotica
#vss365 (MYTH) #erotica
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[from a longer poem]
Press, then push. Stretch and pop.
Facing my feet, you sink and settle.
From here, the illusion is complete.
Legerdemain by lube and LED,
I've vanished between your cheeks.
I think of sword swallowers,
how preparation precludes peristalsis...
#W1PP (PRESS) #erotica
Press, then push. Stretch and pop.
Facing my feet, you sink and settle.
From here, the illusion is complete.
Legerdemain by lube and LED,
I've vanished between your cheeks.
I think of sword swallowers,
how preparation precludes peristalsis...
#W1PP (PRESS) #erotica
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
strawberry lip gloss
trail she made like I'd never
think to lick her there
#haikufeels (NEVER)
#haiku #erotica
trail she made like I'd never
think to lick her there
#haikufeels (NEVER)
#haiku #erotica
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
strawberry lip gloss
trail she made like I'd never
think to lick her there
#haikufeels (NEVER)
#haiku #erotica
trail she made like I'd never
think to lick her there
#haikufeels (NEVER)
#haiku #erotica
How do you propose we measure the heat of a kiss? Is there a calorimeter to show the difference between a peck and a lip-lock? A thermometer to detect the effect of a tentative tongue versus nibbling teeth? Which kiss smolders? Which kiss makes our pants burst into flame?
#vss365 (MEASURE) #erotica
#vss365 (MEASURE) #erotica
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
what the cat ignores
waiting for me bedpost tied
boops your nose and leaves
#HaikuLust (TIE)
#haiku #erotica
waiting for me bedpost tied
boops your nose and leaves
#HaikuLust (TIE)
#haiku #erotica
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
what the cat ignores
waiting for me bedpost tied
boops your nose and leaves
#HaikuLust (TIE)
#haiku #erotica
waiting for me bedpost tied
boops your nose and leaves
#HaikuLust (TIE)
#haiku #erotica
You can't plan for loss:
what comes comes, like wind and rain.
Leaves all fall in time.
#haikufeels (LOSS)
#haiku
what comes comes, like wind and rain.
Leaves all fall in time.
#haikufeels (LOSS)
#haiku
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You can't plan for loss:
what comes comes, like wind and rain.
Leaves all fall in time.
#haikufeels (LOSS)
#haiku
what comes comes, like wind and rain.
Leaves all fall in time.
#haikufeels (LOSS)
#haiku
the boundaries of this course
are indistinct; no surprise then
I sometimes stumble side-to-side,
navigating the domestic slalom,
in your bed, in the doghouse,
perhaps both or neither concurrently,
Schrödinger's cat in a bind,
what apologies are there,
those that are not.
#SenseWrds n.143
are indistinct; no surprise then
I sometimes stumble side-to-side,
navigating the domestic slalom,
in your bed, in the doghouse,
perhaps both or neither concurrently,
Schrödinger's cat in a bind,
what apologies are there,
those that are not.
#SenseWrds n.143
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the boundaries of this course
are indistinct; no surprise then
I sometimes stumble side-to-side,
navigating the domestic slalom,
in your bed, in the doghouse,
perhaps both or neither concurrently,
Schrödinger's cat in a bind,
what apologies are there,
those that are not.
#SenseWrds n.143
are indistinct; no surprise then
I sometimes stumble side-to-side,
navigating the domestic slalom,
in your bed, in the doghouse,
perhaps both or neither concurrently,
Schrödinger's cat in a bind,
what apologies are there,
those that are not.
#SenseWrds n.143
"Don't you worry too much, Sugar. A pianist with whiskey dick can still fingerbang like Rachmaninov. You work with what you've got. Go with your strengths. And from what the girls upstairs say, your strength is that silver tongue of yours. Words and music, they tell me."
#W1PP (BANG) #erotica
#W1PP (BANG) #erotica
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
An Economics student sleeping with her English Literature professor was, at the time, frowned on for other reasons. Attending social functions together was a minefield of awkward subjects. His colleagues didn't understand compound interest. Her friends hated Chaucer.
#vss365 (LITERATURE) #erotica
#vss365 (LITERATURE) #erotica
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
found her third nipple
just above the seventh rib
kissed then abandoned
#HaikuLust (THIRD)
#haiku #erotica
just above the seventh rib
kissed then abandoned
#HaikuLust (THIRD)
#haiku #erotica
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
found her third nipple
just above the seventh rib
kissed then abandoned
#HaikuLust (THIRD)
#haiku #erotica
just above the seventh rib
kissed then abandoned
#HaikuLust (THIRD)
#haiku #erotica
"Baking is Antonio's love language. I always make myself run a few extra miles every week just for that eclair."
"Is that a literal eclair or is it...?"
"What he calls his penis? Yeah."
"Oh. My. God."
"I think he's more of a ficelle. Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes."
#vss365 (LANGUAGE) #erotica
"Is that a literal eclair or is it...?"
"What he calls his penis? Yeah."
"Oh. My. God."
"I think he's more of a ficelle. Po-tay-toes, po-tah-toes."
#vss365 (LANGUAGE) #erotica
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The heart beats. The blood flows. The chambers fill. That part's really not that complicated. Engorgement isn't necessarily desire. That's putting the cart before the horse before the driver. After all, a boner in 10th-grade history class means literally nothing.
#vss365 (HISTORY) #erotica
#vss365 (HISTORY) #erotica
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
our warped surfaces
match each other dent to bulge
it might mean something
#haikufeels (WARPED)
#haiku #erotica
match each other dent to bulge
it might mean something
#haikufeels (WARPED)
#haiku #erotica
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
our warped surfaces
match each other dent to bulge
it might mean something
#haikufeels (WARPED)
#haiku #erotica
match each other dent to bulge
it might mean something
#haikufeels (WARPED)
#haiku #erotica
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by S.A. Harper / Word Oyster
December 1, 2024 at 2:26 PM
this hold we have on each other
slackens only slightly when
we breathe out at the same time...
breathe in, and again these ribs
press bone-to-bone, no space
between us, what we think is one
still two, but who's asking
what reality is when
what it seems
is so much better?
#SenseWrds n.141
slackens only slightly when
we breathe out at the same time...
breathe in, and again these ribs
press bone-to-bone, no space
between us, what we think is one
still two, but who's asking
what reality is when
what it seems
is so much better?
#SenseWrds n.141
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
this hold we have on each other
slackens only slightly when
we breathe out at the same time...
breathe in, and again these ribs
press bone-to-bone, no space
between us, what we think is one
still two, but who's asking
what reality is when
what it seems
is so much better?
#SenseWrds n.141
slackens only slightly when
we breathe out at the same time...
breathe in, and again these ribs
press bone-to-bone, no space
between us, what we think is one
still two, but who's asking
what reality is when
what it seems
is so much better?
#SenseWrds n.141